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PhillipB 01-20-2004 08:42 PM

Are you a Metrosexual?
 
"Defining a straight man who is very in tune to hip, urban lifestyle. He is immaculate in his appearance and doesn't mind spending huge amounts of money on clothing and shoes as well as skin and hair products. He also may spend large amounts of time in a gym or health facility because of his obsession with his body. Although he is straight, his trendy, stylish appearance may be more closely associated with that of a gay male."

boardersweetie 01-20-2004 08:46 PM

metrosexuals are hot.

WebTitan 01-20-2004 08:53 PM

has someone been watching south park?

Vitasoy 01-20-2004 08:55 PM

this isn't the first tiem I heard this ;)

Sammy4u 01-20-2004 09:02 PM

I agree, metromen are extremely sexy. Men should take care of them selves just as well as women do. Manicures, exercise, nice clothes... it is very sexy to see a man to stylish and clean.

Rorschach 01-20-2004 09:09 PM

So does that mean that Holly's really a man?

some_idiot 01-20-2004 09:11 PM

We used to call them "wannabe clubbers" in my area cause you only ever saw then standing in a 4 hour line in minus 20 weather to get into some lame club when the pub across the street is empty.

...I'll let you in on a little secret. Women may say it's sexy, but when it comes down to it, they want the gruff guy that will get the right hole the first time. Metros are "saftey" guys, not hooking fun time guys.

JFK 01-20-2004 09:12 PM

Where is Juicy when you need him ?? Btw this was discussed here LAST YEAR already :Graucho

Monique Niccole 01-20-2004 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boardersweetie
metrosexuals are hot.
very :feels-hot

Lonny 01-20-2004 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by some_idiot
We used to call them "wannabe clubbers" in my area cause you only ever saw then standing in a 4 hour line in minus 20 weather to get into some lame club when the pub across the street is empty.

...I'll let you in on a little secret. Women may say it's sexy, but when it comes down to it, they want the gruff guy that will get the right hole the first time. Metros are "saftey" guys, not hooking fun time guys.

i never heard of of the tearm menstrual sexual till i seen it posted here a while back.

robfantasy 01-20-2004 09:17 PM

i am thats why i get all the pussy

TheLegacy 01-20-2004 09:23 PM

damn there goes my cover


http://personal.telefonica.terra.es/...og/sparrow.jpg

Holly 01-21-2004 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rorschach
So does that mean that Holly's really a man?
You little bastard; you slipped this one in here, didn't you? :1orglaugh

Ben-MensNiche 01-21-2004 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by some_idiot
We used to call them "wannabe clubbers" in my area cause you only ever saw then standing in a 4 hour line in minus 20 weather to get into some lame club when the pub across the street is empty.
I used to be one of those, but then I realised that the pub across the street was empty, and I wouldn't have to wait for my drink...that and the footy was shown on the big screen all night...and to be honest, most of the girls that frequented the clubs in my town were just a sure way to spend the next day in the doctor's getting cured from one disease or another.

Pornwolf 01-21-2004 12:50 AM

Damn, that describes 99% of all men in Manhattan and close areas.

For the record, If I don't have one of my ladyfriends with me I can't even shop at The Gap because I can't match anything on my own. I stare at two shirts for an hour trying to decide. Normally I give my credit card to a chick, let her go out to shop for me and trust her judgement.

Ben-MensNiche 01-21-2004 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
Damn, that describes 99% of all men in Manhattan and close areas.

For the record, If I don't have one of my ladyfriends with me I can't even shop at The Gap because I can't match anything on my own. I stare at two shirts for an hour trying to decide. Normally I give my credit card to a chick, let her go out to shop for me and trust her judgement.

If I dress as a chick, can I have your credit card?

JulianSosa 01-21-2004 01:17 AM

Gay

Baal 01-21-2004 01:25 AM

I'm declaring shenanigans!

chodadog 01-21-2004 01:28 AM

http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=real_men

jawanda 01-21-2004 02:10 AM

Anyone who's seen the SouthPark knows the true ramifications of Metrosexualism....


Craaabbb people Craaabbb people. Taste like crab, talk like people.

They tried this before with The Jeffersons.

:1orglaugh

-P

polish_aristocrat 01-21-2004 03:07 AM

http://www.mm52.com/occidentalidols/...id_beckham.jpg

http://www.poster.net/beckham-david/...am-6200308.jpg

http://sweb.cz/eurofotbal/beckham.gif

http://www.angelfire.com/ok/helenbec...s/becks477.jpg

Marcus 01-21-2004 03:10 AM

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com...ion_mil121.jpg

Sp1nal 01-21-2004 04:13 AM

Backham is a metrosexual?? :))) lol

Baal 01-21-2004 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by jawanda
Anyone who's seen the SouthPark knows the true ramifications of Metrosexualism....


Craaabbb people Craaabbb people. Taste like crab, talk like people.

They tried this before with The Jeffersons.

:1orglaugh

-P


Craaabbb people Craaabbb people

I'm declaring shenanigans!


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