new tax deductions for 2004 filing you can take ......a must read
 

1. If you bought condoms and were expecting to get laid and the chick blueballed you can declare the rubbers as a loss. Line 45 on 1040 Form

2. If you take a girl out to dinner and dont get laid its a full loss, if you only get a blowjob then its a 50 percent loss. Line 67 on the 1040

3. Buying Cologne, polo underwear, soley used for the purpose of getting laid and if you get blueballed that night you can ride it off as a loss Line 23 1040 form

lol

What if you never get blueballed?

This is gonna save me millions!

THanks :thumbsup

Not getting laid huh? :1orglaugh

the term "blueballed" refers to as being teased and just not getting action. Not really getting blue balls , thats just a bad thing to get

haha