ever been in one of those situations where...
 

you had to be somewhere, but something is in your fucking WAY and you end up being too late... for instance

i needed to take some money out of the bank.. bank closes at 4:00, i left at 3:30... and naturally this intersection i must go through to get to the bank is a long light... but, it was fucking backed up for quite awhile, and i had to wait through the light literally 5 times... some fucking ASSHOLE was blocking a lane.. i sat there for 20 minutes (literally) and ended up being 2 minutes too late and the bank had the doors closed...

i dont think i ever screamed FUCK that loud

In Canada we use ATM machines. 24 hours a day. They are all over the place.

whats a ATM machine?

LOL

goddamn...i just spit out some potato salad...funny shit