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  • BradShaw
    Confirmed User
    • Oct 2001
    • 7840

    #1

    It is my birthday, and I woke up to.....

    A box of krspy kremes from Sleazy
    A tattoo artist at my front door thanks to amp.
    A goat grazing in my back yard thanks to Serge.
    A purple Prowler thanks to FM
    A new pair of sunglasses thanks to Lens.
    A 1 gallon jug of lube from KingK.


    Keep the gifts coming, the day is young.
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  • mrthumbs
    salad tossing sig guy
    • Apr 2002
    • 11702

    #2
    so.... they havent delivered my bullshit yet???

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    • dantheman
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      • May 2002
      • 3308

      #3
      Happy birthday Brad, I'm sending my best wishes that you have a great day
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      • Trax
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        • Aug 2001
        • 14486

        #4
        happy bday

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        • Shok
          Confirmed User
          • Apr 2001
          • 5611

          #5
          I guess the cat with gas has not showed up yet?

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          • BradShaw
            Confirmed User
            • Oct 2001
            • 7840

            #6
            Originally posted by Shok
            I guess the cat with gas has not showed up yet?

            No, but I am waiting by the door. In fact I just shaved ALL my hair to make it feel at home when it arrives.
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            • Butrflied
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2002
              • 1344

              #7
              Happy Birthday Brad!!
              ~Butrflied~

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              • Head
                Confirmed User
                • Nov 2003
                • 8278

                #8
                Originally posted by mrthumbs
                so.... they havent delivered my bullshit yet???

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                • KingK7
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2002
                  • 6372

                  #9
                  Happy Birthday!

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                  • MadCap
                    Confirmed User
                    • Aug 2002
                    • 2357

                    #10
                    happy bday man

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                    • CDSmith
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • May 2001
                      • 51460

                      #11
                      No blowjob & coffee from the wife?



                      Happy b day anyway.
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                      • Peter Romero
                        Long time no happy ending
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 10604

                        #12
                        Happy Birthday - I'll send you a toaster.


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                        • PurrrsianPussyKat
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                          • Jan 2004
                          • 2088

                          #13
                          Happy B'day!!
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                          • jasmine
                            Confirmed User
                            • Aug 2001
                            • 1013

                            #14
                            Happy Birthday to you
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                            • triumph
                              Confirmed User
                              • Dec 2002
                              • 3433

                              #15
                              how old are you now?

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                              • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                                best designer on GFY
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 30307

                                #16
                                Originally posted by triumph
                                how old are you now?
                                He is 12 now


                                Happy B-Day Brad!

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                                • Mike AI
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 3624

                                  #17
                                  What till the transexual strippers show up. Should be after the 2nd game tonight!!

                                  NO need to thank Billy, and I. Just go have fun tiger!



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                                  • jscott
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                                    • Feb 2001
                                    • 25415

                                    #18
                                    haha happy birthday man
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                                    • Scott McD
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 67792

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by BradShaw
                                      A box of krspy kremes from Sleazy
                                      Now that's a good present.

                                      I miss them. We don't have any here...


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                                      • dig420
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • May 2001
                                        • 9240

                                        #20
                                        Brad I sent you a canary in a cage to 'hunt', should arrive anytime.

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                                        • GonePhishing
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Oct 2003
                                          • 2474

                                          #21
                                          Happy Birthday!
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                                          • axelcat
                                            Adult Locals
                                            • Jun 2002
                                            • 25450

                                            #22
                                            happy birthday

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                                            • SoundMan
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Nov 2003
                                              • 3471

                                              #23
                                              happy birthday!

                                              Going to send ya a Triple Cheese From Wendys!

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                                              • BradShaw
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Oct 2001
                                                • 7840

                                                #24
                                                Can not forget the "bulid your own igloo" kit that just arrived from KC.


                                                And I hear MikeAI is sending a bus full of "color" to my bday party tonight.
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                                                • Doctor Dre
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                  • 51692

                                                  #25
                                                  How can you get krispy creme shipped É
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                                                  • schiz
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                    • 1103

                                                    #26
                                                    Happy B-Day!

                                                    I want a Prowler for my next b-day. Who wants to buy it?

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                                                    • gregtx
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 1929

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                      No blowjob & coffee from the wife?



                                                      Happy b day anyway.

                                                      he's married now... like most females .. she has forgotten what a blowjob is...
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                                                      • Vitasoy
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                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                        • 58202

                                                        #28
                                                        Happy B-day!


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                                                        • KRL
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                                                          • Oct 2002
                                                          • 31429

                                                          #29


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                                                          • Kassidy
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                                                            • Jul 2003
                                                            • 1219

                                                            #30
                                                            Happy Birthday


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                                                            • Hank_MrSkin
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                                                              • Sep 2002
                                                              • 3987

                                                              #31
                                                              Happy Birthday Brad:

                                                              Brinks tells me the loaded armored car I sent should be there by 4pm
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                                                              • DrtySweeet
                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                • Oct 2003
                                                                • 424

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by gregtx



                                                                he's married now... like most females .. she has forgotten what a blowjob is...

                                                                noway ! ill NEVER forget .. my hubby gets at least one daily


                                                                happy birthday hon.
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                                                                • HarlotCash Dyker
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Sep 2003
                                                                  • 1828

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Did you get my extra comfortable armchair yet?

                                                                  When you do, plug it in and test it out!


                                                                  I have also sorted a free burial at see for you from any cliff of your choice!

                                                                  Happy birthday



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                                                                  • Spunky
                                                                    I need a beer
                                                                    • Jun 2002
                                                                    • 133978

                                                                    #34
                                                                    I left a bag burning on your front porch...didn't you hear the doorbell?

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                                                                    • NoCarrier
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                                                                      • Mar 2002
                                                                      • 16356

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Look what Sleazydream kept for himself instead :

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                                                                      • BradShaw
                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                        • Oct 2001
                                                                        • 7840

                                                                        #36
                                                                        Originally posted by dig420
                                                                        Brad I sent you a canary in a cage to 'hunt', should arrive anytime.

                                                                        Please make sure its wings are clipped. I am very lazy.
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                                                                        • Dawgy
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                          • 5856

                                                                          #37
                                                                          well since im in dallas, ill be over in a bit with some twinks
                                                                          the revolution is coming.

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                                                                          • BradShaw
                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                            • Oct 2001
                                                                            • 7840

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by Dawgy
                                                                            well since im in dallas, ill be over in a bit with some twinks

                                                                            You in Dallas? Greg hangs out at JR's on Cedar Springs. He says that is the hot place.
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                                                                            • Mike AI
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                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 3624

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                                              Can not forget the "bulid your own igloo" kit that just arrived from KC.


                                                                              And I hear MikeAI is sending a bus full of "color" to my bday party tonight.
                                                                              If one bud of democrats are not enough, I can send a few thousand more!!

                                                                              Just let me know!


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                                                                              • wyldblyss
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Nov 2003
                                                                                • 5779

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Happy Birthday Brad! I would have bought you something if I had known in advance (I'm lying but it sounds good doesn't it?)

                                                                                Just one question, I know what you are going to do with everything but the goat. Wait...don't answer that question, there is a possiblity I may not want to know the answer.

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                                                                                • MSB
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                  • 2984

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRAD!!!


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                                                                                  • Pornwolf
                                                                                    Drunk and Unruly
                                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                                    • 22712

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    MMmmmm, warm goat pussy in the backyard. That sounds like a great B-Day to me!

                                                                                    Happy Birthday Brad!
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                                                                                    • Dr. Nick
                                                                                      Registered User
                                                                                      • Dec 2003
                                                                                      • 89

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      It's my birthday today too! I'm 30

                                                                                      Happy birthday my fellow capricornian

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                                                                                      • Dawgy
                                                                                        Confirmed User
                                                                                        • Jul 2001
                                                                                        • 5856

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by BradShaw
                                                                                        You in Dallas? Greg hangs out at JR's on Cedar Springs. He says that is the hot place.
                                                                                        yah im in dallas for a bit, have been for weeks. phoenix got old

                                                                                        JRs... dont guess i know the place, have to look it up
                                                                                        the revolution is coming.

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                                                                                        • spankstrocko
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Aug 2001
                                                                                          • 454

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Happy Birth Day Brad.

                                                                                          Happy and Healthy one.

                                                                                          Spankstrocko

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