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  • wimpy
    Confirmed User
    • Jan 2003
    • 607

    #1

    joke

    The King of Saudi Arabia was talking to President Bush, and he said, "Can I ask you something personal?"

    "Sure, go ahead," Bush said.

    The King whispered confidentially, "One of my many sons watches your television show Star Trek. He sees women, Blacks, Russians, and Scots, but no Arabs. Why are there no Arabs in Star Trek?"

    Bush whispered back, "Because it's set in the future."
    Fyodor Dostoyevsky wrote: "Every man has reminiscences which he would not tell to everyone but only his friends. He has other matters in his mind which he would not reveal even to his friends, but only to himself, and that in secret. But there are other things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind."

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  • funkmaster
    So Fucking Banned
    • Sep 2001
    • 7938

    #2
    ... hopefully the last and final bump.

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    • Ash@phpFX
      Confirmed User
      • Nov 2003
      • 4292

      #3
      nice one

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      • sickkittens
        I am a meat popsicle.
        • Jul 2002
        • 25100

        #4
        Heard that about 15 years ago, no lie. (But Spanish was in place of Arabs)

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        • sickkittens
          I am a meat popsicle.
          • Jul 2002
          • 25100

          #5
          Originally posted by wimpy
          The King of Saudi Arabia was talking to President Bush, and he said, "Can I ask you something personal?"

          "Sure, go ahead," Bush said.

          The King whispered confidentially, "One of my many sons watches your television show Star Trek. He sees women, Blacks, Russians, and Scots, but no Arabs. Why are there no Arabs in Star Trek?"

          Bush whispered back, "Because it's set in the future."
          wimpy, got ICQ or AIM?

          HIGHEST PAYOUTS FOR NO-CONSOLE TOURS IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY!

          THIS SIG CAN BE YOURS FOR $200 - ICQ: 78881543

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          • wimpy
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2003
            • 607

            #6
            Sure do.
            Fyodor Dostoyevsky wrote: "Every man has reminiscences which he would not tell to everyone but only his friends. He has other matters in his mind which he would not reveal even to his friends, but only to himself, and that in secret. But there are other things which a man is afraid to tell even to himself, and every decent man has a number of such things stored away in his mind."

            icq 8243657

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            • Scott McD
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 67792

              #7
              Pretty good...



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              • kowntafit
                • Aug 2026

                #8
                funny shit!

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                • pamphage
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 3569

                  #9
                  SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR.
                  Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
                  Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.

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                  • axelcat
                    Adult Locals
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 25450

                    #10

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                    • Vitasoy
                      GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 58202

                      #11


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                      • Lykos
                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 31027

                        #12
                        Hahaha,nice one

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