I must be turning in to Michael Jackson
 

For the last three days my right shoulder has been acting like it's dislocated. It hurts and it keeps poping in and out of place.
But nothing happened to me. No falls, no fights, just using my mouse and typing. WTF!!! How can this happen?

I was fraid to open this threaf it's been ALOT of coming outs lately

Stop beating off so much

Do we look like fucking doctors?

Billy Jean is not my lover.

could help:helpme

That can't be it...I'm a lefty when jackin'.
And it's not like I'm Hellen Keller; jacking with the left hand and moaning with the right.

Yeah but with all the quacks I'm seeing on tv you're just as good.
At least your advice will leave me permanently mamed for free!

"I must be turning in to Michael Jackson"

I don't think i'd be tellin people that right now

Turning into Wacko Jacko? First thing I thought of was,
"you like to fuck children too?"

:(

I thought you were going to say you got kicked out of the boyscouts for doing 2 packs a day now