Pinch. Poke, you owe me A NEW EYEBALL. (vid)
 

An oldie but goodie. Hey what can I say it's fr-HIGH-day.
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"Hey being an adult webmaster sure beats a dull blunt knuckle to the eye."

"OUCH!! Your eyesocket bruised my finger"

"So that's what an optic nerve feels like"

"Well, that's why you have 2 eyes."

"Now you can see where I'm coming from"

"Lemme see, the left strap over the right, twist thru, pull, poke out eye, make a loop, twist around..."

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*ahem* the link in the shoes is calling you

HAHAHAHAH i loved my 21st birthday party, thanks to college fuck fest for making that night un-memorable.