Stood Up - AGAIN!
 

Grrr - why the fuck do I even bother :(

Sorry - had to vent somewhere.

Get a Plastic Doll!

They are always there and dont talk back!

Yeah and knowing my luck they'd forget to send the pump and it would get a puncture in the mail.

Kinda ironic - work in porn, couldn't get laid if my life depended on it roflmao.

Lower your standards. Keep lowering until you get laid. Then slowly raise them.

good advice:thumbsup

start producing POV videos. :winkwink:

Heh I don't think I can do that.

Damn and she was HOT too. When you reach my age the pickings become so slim that a nice looking woman who's single with no kids is like finding the winning lottery numbers 5 mins before the drawing...

It might be a winner, but you gotta get in there quick before someone else does

big girls need love too :)

damn man that sucks
post your picture.

My goat Betty never stands me up :glugglug

join the club

This is all you need man. Trust me :Graucho
http://www.mybodyvibes.com/store/bv200.asp

I got laid last weekend.. but talk about lowering your standards.. damn I'm not doing that again.

Uh. Well, it's somewhere in GFY's archives no doubt.

It didn't stink did it?

Nah I just like skinny chicks.

Fat ones are only good for a dick sucking. If you fuck them, they will never leave you alone.

Shit well guess I'll do some work and download a movie or something while I'm busy.

Hmm then again I still haven't finished Zelda Wind Walker. Shit, and there's me thinking I'd have someone else playing with my joystick for once tonight.

Get a hooker, you sound desperate

I agree you need one

Heh don't think I've ever seen one in this small town.

oh just give up already. no, i'm kidding! sorry - that really sucks. maybe they had an emergency