Britney pays $500k to end her marriage
 

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0...973433,00.html

Holy shit, that's one lucky dude. I wish I had a celebrity ex-girlfriend to get drunk and take to Vegas.

hehe lucky bastard!! Plus he can say he was married to Britney Spears. :Graucho

LOL that's not bad for a weekend of work!

So what - he never got to fuck her.

It started as a joke and it ended up costing her money the joke is on you britney:1orglaugh

Actually she got off cheap, I think its 50-50 in LV she makes 110 mil a year he could of gotten at least 20 million to go away.

wow, what a lucky bastard

LOL I woulda held out for more.

I think it's still reason to celebrate getting $500,000...

The question is.....

Would you have rather taken the cash or given back the money and banged her instead?

I dunno, I might take the cash!

DH

would have spent my last dollars on a video camera with night vision.. then taken her up to the Hilton Hotel.. banged her then made more than 500K selling it back to sexxxycontent LOL

wtf? that guys knows how to earn big bucks in just couple of hours. damn

Damn... That is all sorts of profit!:1orglaugh

:321GFY :321GFY :321GFY if im going to get rich by getting married whoa id love too :321GFY :321GFY

Ya that's good in a CV :thumbsup

As much as I'd like to say he should have held out for more...

Nevada law is 50/50 based on earnings during a marriage. You can't tell me she made 1MIL that day.

He actually made off like a bandit.

He's probably been fucking her for years. I'm willing to bet he fucks her everytime she goes home to Louisiana for Christmas and Thanksgiving.

I would think good about that,but probably i would fuck her first and then also take a cash:)Mmmmm....:Graucho

If he's such a good life-long friend of hers, why would she have to pay him off? Why wouldn't he just sign the papers out of friendship for her?


Something's not right.

Britney doesn't do much for me, she's hot, but nothing outta this Earth. Still, the chance of fuck her and get 500k in one weekend is not bad at all :thumbsup

$500K for a world wide news story... not too bad Britney... :thumbsup

I wonder if he offers an affiliate program...

500k or..
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hmmmm tough choice

hahahaha!! Lucky bastard!!:thumbsup