Technical Virgins
 

These are "teen testimonials" from a site advocating technical virginity.

REBECCA K., Great Falls, MT
I know what you're thinking: "Anal sex?! Gross! No way!" But it's so cool! My boyfriends get totally turned on by watching me lube up, and I don't worry anymore about getting pregnant. And anal is definitely the fast track to the "in" crowd: Ever since I started taking it anal, I've been way popular at school!

JEREMY T., Holyoke, MA
I have to admit, when I first suggested anal sex to my girlfriend, she looked at me like I was crazy. I offered to double-wrap, use plenty of AstroGlide, but she was still totally freaked over the idea of it. Then she made a deal with me: If I'd bend over for her strap-on, she'd bend over for me. We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal.

KAREN C., Ypsilanti, N.D.
I want a lot out of life, but I know that I can't afford to raise a kid right now, and I'm way too young to get married. That's why I stopped risking my future by having sex with boys and hooked up with my best galpal, Claire. We may be straight, but we'd rather eat pussy than get preganant!

JESUS N., San Antonio, TX
It's funny to me, listening to straight kids talk about anal sex like they discovered some kind of magic secret no one else knows. Gay guys may or may not have invented anal sex, but I certainly think we perfected it! If straight guys were serious about wanting to have sex and not worry about knocking someone up, they'd hook up with each other.

the site: http://www.technicalvirgin.com/

another sexeducation affiliate no doubt

:1orglaugh some of that is so dumb its funny

The testimonials sound SOOOO out of this world!

Another great thread from GFY's latest wannabee sig whore.

You sound so bitter!

And there really is no need to be. You to can yooin as an affiliate and then you can have a sig which is just a s nice as mine.

No hard feelings. I am not fearful of your competition.

Not really, I just think that you both suck and blow. Don't take it personally or anything.

That is interesting. Please tell me more. I would like to udnerstand your point of view.

Well, the only reason you come here is to make inane posts and start retarded threads with the sole intention of getting clicks on your sig. That would be fine if you were any good at it or had anything interesting to say, but you don't seem to realise that no one is going to take you seriously until you either have a few more posts or you ever actually contribute anything worthwhile. To make things worse for yourself, you even started a thread bitching about how you just weren't getting any sig traffic, and now you are forever consigned to the ranks of the dumbasses. I have sigs switched off, so I can't even see what you're so badly trying to flog off, but I'd bet it's something retarded. You can't spell either, and I really hate that. So, in short, I think you're a 'tard. But, like I say, don't take it personally, and keep on truckin', because God loves a tryer. :thumbsup

This is very funny!

At least you know how to make me laugh.

Have a good day.

:thumbsup

I thought it was going to be about people that never installed a harddrive or something

agreed!!

"We take turns taking it up the poop chute, and now we finally feel like our relationship is fully equal."

i'm still trying to catch my breath - i haven't heard "poop chute" in a looong time! lol

:1orglaugh Yep, she probably is very popular now she takes it in the ass from the guys at school...

ROFLMFAO!!

That was some funny reading! :thumbsup

I gotta admit so did I when I read the thread title! :1orglaugh Was thinking- Yup, that's me, as I'm not techie in the least! :1orglaugh

Actually trax and rorschach I don't know who is the biggest loser

Me who cannot get people to sign up for the same affiliate program I signed up for

Or you who miss out on a product which is brand new.

I would love to hear your thoughts a couple of years from now when disposable pussies are everywhere, and you know that you didn't join just becuase you retardedly thought I was sepcial.

That is funny shit!