The Ultimate Office....
 

If you could design the ultimate office, what would you include? Plasma? Bar? Glory hole?

Have some ARS points burning a hole in my pocket and want to give my office a face lift.

plasma for sure

Lots of LCD/Plasma terminals. I got 3 already and probably gonna get another one to make my office look like a command centre. Lots of PC's, laptops, basically lots of toys to get my info instantly.

WG

personal masseuse like cyberotica has! :thumbsup

brad if you have enough my office could use a plasma also

I think a fooz ball and ping pong table would go over well :winkwink:

DH

http://www.maximonline.de/ablachen/monica.jpg

Fuck the furniture, its all about the secretary that makes your office rock or not.

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The ultimate office would need a good bong selection and a full bowl of weed.

Plus a little 210 to relax with.

I would rather invest in paperless office software and hardware to get everything digital. Some plasmas sound good too though.

Its all about the killer chair, wicked lighting and dope soundsystem.

red stapler

I was looking at this:

http://www.platinumstages.com/showItem.asp?pid=10844

hell yeah, does cutie know how to use the pole?


j/k laura :)

:1orglaugh

That would be a sight. Brad working the pole :eek7

A gorgeous view out the window, which is why I consider my little loft with a crappy little work station "The Ultimate Office". :thumbsup

just give a decent chair that never hurts my back and I will be satisfied with the rest.

A damn fine secretary is a must.

We are plan to build a new but if you will make one, don´t forgot:

1) In the middle you need a jacuzzi.

2) 4 big plasmas (one at each wall)

3) If you have big windows - make them bigger.

4) A bar with all Absolut Vodka (Made in Sweden)

5) A gloryhole will be perfect!

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I agree :thumbsup

No no no, it is all about optimising and automation. Spend your money on that.

Project Management Software
Paperless office setup
Improving phone systems
and, and, and?

A hot tub,
Stripper pole,
3 or 4 plasma TVs,

You could even build in a pimpy mahogany bar for cocktails after closing huge business deals!

i would go for organization. i want a wraparound desk that fits to you...everything within reach and easy to find. and the most comfortable chair i could find. oh and i guess a plasma wouldnt hurt either.:)

Nerver mind going off on a tangent about offices Bradshaw, what about the Gumball, you left that thread all to widdle me ......

And I have been working hard all day .............


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naked secretary

A bar and some nice recreational toys for the employees. Arcade games, table top games, nice sound system, etc.

Problem is I do not biz. I just play on gfy and ebay all day!

Never put toys in an office for employees. They are here to work, not play. If they want to go to an arcade, there is one at the mall.

u could buy me a nice leather chair for when i come visit you next week.. and please have my name on it
thanks

less is more:thumbsup