I woke up this morning..........
 

Looked into the mirror, smiled. It is good to be Brad Shaw.

You are so full of yourself, gotta love it. :1orglaugh

I woke up this morning........... with my girlfriend calling me telling me get my ass outta bed to go to the gym with her.

Feels good to go to the gym in the morning!

Congrats and enjoy. :)

how can anyone be happy knowing the sun is going to explode in 3 million years




http://boobiebucks.com/boardstuff/bradsuck.jpg

was i the only one that had the sopranos tune in there head?

woke up this morning, got your self a gun

you mean billion

Good Morning Brad!
Want to thank you for the great lunch at the show!! :)

Shok, you need more coffee this morning!
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like it matters.

:1orglaugh

:thumbsup :1orglaugh :Graucho

I only wake up in afternoon's... :glugglug

Just trying to make myself feel better before writing these checks for taxes. Property taxes suck. I may move to an igloo in Alaska.

I feel your pain, I paid mine last night, ouch and my house would fit in your living room ;)

I woke up this morning to the loud and annoying sounds of a third world country, well maybe it was just the hood in LA i live.:feels-hot

I woke up this morning, looked out the window and saw the a fat ugly couple in the apartment across the street fucking...

And it's raining....

I gloos are nice. I saw some nice ones with 10K square feet, 3 floors, 9 bathrooms. really nice.

haha

Move to the woods - low property taxes. :)

it's good to practice check writing...especially since you're married...get use to it, when you'll be divorced, it's gonna be a full time job :1orglaugh

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good one :)

move to the hood,
squat in anything that isn't occupied.

no taxes.

and you get the same rotten city services as those who do pay taxes.

I woke up this morning, looked in the mirror, and saw Crystal looking over my shoulder:

http://askbuff.com/Hotness/crys3.jpg

Buff, your fiancee is hot. Does she still think all of Mikes cars are yours, but you prefer to live more low key? ;-)

"Woke up this morning... Heady Nuggets... Hey Makisupa policeman, policeman came to my house."

-Phish
Makisupa Policeman

....and saw your dick for your first time

shit I woke up with a piss hard- on
I must say today will be a good day

The day I wake up without one, I am cutting it off.

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LOL

i always thank god for the good looks :thumbsup

yea it got me too

Yeah, I am loaning them to him because I pity him for being so poor ;)