How to make a fuckload of money at internext.
 

If anyone gonna take my idea I want %10 please :)

Many people complain that walking the convention floor is tough and you get tired and your feet hurt bla bla bla....

Well why give people the option to rent a golf cart or if you need something smaller than that think that carry you... I forgot what its called...cost like $5k on amazon...

So everyone is going to rent it... $100/day x 1000 webmasters $100K/day! :thumbsup

Yeah, I've never heard this fresh new idea before. :glugglug

lol aj already was talkin bout that but more in depth lol

Yep, buy 1000 of them for $5000 then rent them out for $100 a day for the whole 3 days... what a profit!

i doubt insurance companies would like drunk porno webmasters drivin around where there is alot of ppl

Segway.

Hahaha.... what a new idea. Absolutely no one has thought of that over the years :1orglaugh

BTW the weight limit on those things cant accomodate 75% of webmasters. There goes your idea.

BULK will cost a lot less than 5k...
You can return them for a full refund or something...:1orglaugh

There are special companies that rent those out for like $50/day....
you can make $50K profit than.... not bad for 1 day either

Would definitely work at the Venetian! :thumbsup

lol true but im amazing i heard how u could make it profitable .. forget renting em much more profitable way to use em :)

Out of 1000 webmasters only 10 meet the under 210 pound weight requirement

I want %10 :winkwink:

yeah but you could only get about 30 of them on the convention floor before you had a major traffic jam. See the City of Los Angeles.

They won't let you do anything of that nature.(Fuckin Union) Trust me I have hit them with a ton of ideas for that.

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Thats what golf carts are for

Someone buy the convention floor from them...
Im sure someone can afford it :thumbsup

I guess they should have lanes and stop lights too, and parking spaces by the booths.

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And valet for vips, ect.. :1orglaugh

How dumb can you get? :eek7

Golf Cart would be too big, maybe those motor scooters they have at grocery markets would work great.

I was talking about the thing that Bush fell off....someone post a pic

Sleazy and AaronM didn't have the traffic backed up anyhow? :1orglaugh

Depends on the size of the Hotel. I can't see it working in Cancun

So you'll have a convention floor of golf carts???? Good thinking, Einstein :winkwink: I think it won't work.

This "new idea" comes up after every show at the Venetian. :1orglaugh

You could call it a 'cattle cart'
Would need extra wide seats too, and industrial strength suspension.

That would be great to see on a convention floor! I use to drive the 405 every day from Huntington Beach to Santa Monica! I would fucking die if I had to live that experience in Vegas! :1orglaugh

jDoG

Here is the deal

The internet is starting to take off right.....

You take pictures of nude women and you make a website meta tag the shit out of it and you charge people money to get in.

The beauty is if they do not unsubscribe the credit card will bill again the next month

Who's with me......

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http://images.usatoday.com/life/cybe...b-bush-use.jpg

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segways are GAY:2 cents:

Greg(from Shaw) and I discussed this..he has a connection, believe it or not, for the rickshaw..


we will be pulling them next year..

We got extra wide models!

Thats because it is a fucking walk and a half to the convention floor from the center of the Venetian. I saw a couple of guys riding those scooters and I wasnted to jack them. Christ need a shuttle just to get to the front door. If you forgot something in your room you were hating life!

it's just a fad

Heres a better one..

Get a bunch of hookers..preferably with braces..point out all the guys that are players in this biz, which according to this board is all of you, then have them say its $1500 just for sex, but tell them to tell the webmaster they look really thin, or do you workout, stuff like that.. or heck its $1500 and you throw in a pizza..

you could make millions!!

I got a better idea a sponsor-go- round , that way you stay in one place, the sponsor comes to you. Like a big lazy Susan for people , if you missed your favorite sponsor dont worry they will be around again.

Funny thing about this internext is we wanted to give away a Segway but the authorities at internext would not let us bring one onto the show floor as it would violate the rules of the convention floor.

BUT of course we all know they have double standards at internext.

http://www.oprano.com/reporter/010504/DSC05375.JPG

Just hire illegal imigrants to carry us around. With the new law, it will be good.

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haha nice

Ron Jeremy was cruising around in one of those on the show floor. I was sitting there waiting for Moose and the crew one afternoon and Ron comes flying by and runs right into me. Looks up. Turns the machine and keeps on going, doesn't say a word!

My second day there I was checking out the Leading Edge Cash booth and Ron is tooling around once again. He stops for a couple photos and leans back on the Segway, creeping towards me. He didn't notice anything until someone stopped him. He just looks up and stares at me again.

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Yep, it's the only way I keep from gaining an absurd amount of poundage in Vegas - I walk off all that food and wine at the show. :thumbsup

now imagine 1000's of webmaster on those at internext!
REVOLUTION in its best! :thumbsup

no wonder the majority of webmasters are so fat. is it really that hard to walk around the floor and get some exercise?

hook everyone up with bumper cars