What would you do with nipples like this? [pics]
 

What would you do if your woman had nipples like this?

Personally I'd suck the shit out of them!

http://www.datinggold.com/gfy/nipples/pic1.jpg
http://www.datinggold.com/gfy/nipples/pic2.jpg
http://www.datinggold.com/gfy/nipples/pic3.jpg

I'd wonder what they looked like before photoshop.

hang wet towels off them?

they look like micro peni

tweak them to try and pick up some Police Radio frequencies :thumbsup

Those were shopped. Alley B and Lisa Boyle don't have nipples that long :1orglaugh

I'd take off my clothes and charge people to photograph them, so other people would post the photos and ask people what they'd do with them.

Damn those things might poke your eye out.

I'd tell her to fuck me with her nipples.

Penis envy?

http://www.sickkittens.com/nip.jpg

last summer in fl one chick working at solid gold had nipples almost a inch long. they were huge and nice :Graucho

if they werent photoshopped id use them to stab peoples eyeballs out in cold weather.

Yeah, or a coat or a hat or something.

I would stick them up my anus and scream like a bitch in pleasure.

"But forget it bitch, yo' nipples look like AK bullets" Kuniva(D12)

Now I know what he meant by AK bullets!:ak47:

:1orglaugh
I was gonna say that!

I would use them to erase erroneous pencil markings...

What he said!

they looked good?

The real thing.

http://www.porn-seduction.com/tits.jpg

anyone have any jumper cables?

:Graucho

looks better to me :2 cents:

Met a stripper with nipples like that. Had to contribute my $20 to her college fund :glugglug

i'd ask her to put it inside my ass.

id filck em and lick em

throw up on them

I just used up my erasers, so I would use those nips to "rub one out." :winkwink:

Nipple in anal sex :Graucho

I'd chop them off with a pair of boltcutters.

I would accept her nipps for what they are and titty fuck her daily :glugglug

ah... much better :thumbsup

I'd tie them together for some massive cleavage.

Yep :thumbsup

I'd cum on em and make her lick em clean.

I got to say, for some reason I never have laughed so hard at a thread on this board.. great suggestions!


:1orglaugh

yes, the nipples look much better now

I'd get an ashtray and put them out

milk them