Pornkings Just Challenged DormBucks to a Race
 

You're on Carol.

Bring your crew. We'll take you on. 5k race. We'll go with the single best time of one crew against the other. And what? maybe the average of both crews as well?

i'll have to put my bet on DormAngels to win.

When's the race?

oh yeh and of course....

a brett vs. carol time

sweet. and i thought this would just be for pride.

the race is delayed 3 weeks for my ribs to heal. (yes carol, i'm a pussy)

I don't need a "Crew"!

I'll kick your skinny ass all by myself!!

Ill race if i can drive .

Cause i only run when im gettin chased

That like running or something...? I do my best to avoid that stuff!

get original, I said "pussy" first

Ya wanna place a bet? I bet I kick his ass!

i bet that Tim pulls a Tanya Harding on Carol

what are you betting on and for what? :helpme

is this like running or drinking?

Typical behavior, you're probably right!

I'd sue his ass and win so.....Bring it on guys

how'd ya hurt da ribs Brett?

So long as it's beer I have them beat there too :winkwink:

this should be very interesting , i might have to drive down to seattle again ........ oh this will be perfect i can put on my little cheerleading outfit !!!
Where's Jenefer .......

Oh Yes you will! Jenefer where are ya!?

this is running!


drinking carol would have us beat!!

I gots two cheerleading outfits for REALS!

but i prefer my latex dress!

Ya know us short little chicks can run fast!

I'd so buy ya a Pornkings Cheerleader outfit! I know a girl who can hook me up! :winkwink:

oh hell yeh! I'm finding a calendar. carol what do you think. a sunday?

No no we have to have them made hon!!! You;d cheer for me I hope!

A Saturday - drag your ass out of bed before 2PM and we're on

ohhh, man....we'd so whip ass :thumbsup

Feb the 14th or Feb the 21st ?

Itd be hard to decide!

I love both so dearly!! But if it werent for Brett Id never know you Carol!

I boycott the 14th so it has to be the 21st.

Adam darling,

I'm gonna kick Brett's ass please just accept that. :winkwink:

Jen, you wear a "dormangles" cheerleading outfit I wont let you date big Ian!

Valentines day??! No thanks

IKE has me to help him hook it up ;) Don't worry Jen you don't need Carol to play match maker

Yep that's not happening so it's the week after. Unless he chickens out!!!!

Feb 21st it is !!! =) start warming up.

Actually i would like to enter the contest , instead of being a cheerleader i think jen can handle that on her own , mostl likely i can beat you guys within a long shot ,
carol = smoker
brett = issues with your chest
webgurl = race queen champion
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Don't fuck with me! I have influence that you don't sweetie!

im wearing a pornkings shirt right now

hmmmmmm I'd put down the smokes for this

I could kick ALL your asses! And id wear the cheerleader outfit to do it!

uuuum i think carol gave me that one at the show ? Where's mine ?? Someone in our hotel room stole it :Graucho :Graucho

Says the barely of age girl :winkwink:

Brett I made some alterations to our recipe! Added teriyaki sauce! YUM YUM!

I lost my cool underwear......

you're on Azn Hoochie.


I'm ready to turn this into an open Webmaster Marathon. That's an aboslutely hilarious idea. a bunch of out of shape, dipshits that sit in a lazy boy all day... running til they pass out or have a coronary.

instead of gatorade. I'm thinking Red Bull (maybe redbull/vodka)

valentine's day ??? uuuum brett i have a truck full of presents to collect from my boyfriend(s) on that day, therefore 14th is nooooooo

I think I came home with one babe!! Ill give it to you!

Like i said put a couple cops or some gangbanging ass fools behind me that are trying to jack and my fat ass will beat ya both by 4 or 5 minuets :1orglaugh

Keep the kinky shit to yourself

WHON YOU CALLING OUT OF SHAPE BITCH?

sounds like fun :)

Go Brett Racer, Go Brett Racer....GO!!!

yes darling ,,,, i am sending u one of each colors in the mail soon:thumbsup