ever notice as soon as you go to rub 1 out
 

you are the most popular person in the world? does it scare you when your checkin out some porn and someone outta no where ims/icqs you? do you respond, or continue doing what you were doing?

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Cyber with them since chances are they are rubbing one out too :Graucho

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thats why you have 2 hands, just practise typing with only one

I've noticed that when i'm rubbing one out, i'm saying to myself "oh yea baby, after this one, another one, and another one, and another one! Damn i'm so horny", but when i'm done with the first one, i don't feel like rubbing one out for at least 24 hours..

Really sucks :(

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What sucks even more is when a better scene comes up, right after you're done...grrr.

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cool topic!

jerking off ... ha ha, life is cool. I dont like to do it at the computer, dont want to get goo or ky on the key/mouse :1orglaugh

shower - right down the drain!

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And just when you're about to blow your load, you get ice cold water over your back, because the boiler is empty.

Nah i prefer the computer :thumbsup

haha, funny thread :)

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got a gf to do that for me - if I need to then I simply shut down the icq and communications. Besides, best to do it after a nice night of dinner, wine, movies - then go downtown and pay 40$

lol

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Yep... all the time. More often when I'm actually having sex with my woman though... "I want to do this for the next 5 hours straight!!!" Then... "Good night. snooore."

so true! It's when you'r preparing for the whole night hot sex, and after the first pop you think "whole night hot sex? no way... snorrrrr"

....:1orglaugh tooo friggin true

LOL!!! Good thread :thumbsup

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a classic thread...





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