For The Next 5 Minutes I will Sidestep All Farting Banner Questions
 

only 5 minutes

:fart

Umm in that case how is the weather where you are? Smoggy or not?:Graucho

Damn nothing to talk about now.

3 minutes

Last night I had burritos and drank a lot of beer
And now a funny smell is emanating from my rear
My girlfriend tries to hold her nose and falls into a swoon
I got a problem and I don't know what to do...
HELP!
I can't stop farting [x4]
My flatulent ass sounds like 27 ducks
I sit and try to take a shit but I'm shit outta luck
Mt sphincter rears it's ugly head as I clear out the room
I gotta problem and I don't know what to do...
HELP!
I can't stop farting...

I suggest Beano

sniff sniff

who farted?

How can I get my very own farting banner?

It was RRRed

Your lucky you were across the table at lunch the other day

Send me Paypal for $25 bucks and I will send you an autographed copy

Um Shok? I'll take some money to get rid of these ;)

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Internext2004/Shok3.jpg

http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Internext2004/Shok2.jpg
http://www.elli-nude.com/GFY/Internext2004/Shok1.jpg

Shok's badge always ends up in the strangest places at Vegas shows........:Graucho

hahaha Ellie, I cant believe you stole my badge!!

what farting banner?

now do something really perverted with it

and is that my dildo???

Shok and Ken
OWNED

Yeah I got a fucking question for ya... How much to stick that fuckin stupid banner up your ass for a real fart dickwad?

your such a tough guy huh

I'll make sure the next ones annoy you you in particular

No, I'm a lover not a fighter but your banner sucks ass.

according to you


but who cares what the fuck you think

Dude... according to everyone. Find me one idiot who likes it.

Edit... find me anyone who's not an idiot who likes it.

Like I said, I don't fucking care.

I'm not going to argue this with every motherfucker trying to boost a post count.

You sitting here slinging shit just goes to show you know exactly fucking nothing of whats going on.

Sometimes it's best just to have a coke and a smile and just shut the fuck up already.

Can I have a diet vanilla coke? :)

:1orglaugh

I like Turd..:glugglug

I tried diet vanilla pepsi the other day and that shit tasted like cough syrup...I have a whole 12 pack waiting to be consumed.:repuke

Bow to the power of the Bald Pussy!

yeah that sucks, the coke is alot better. I like the diet Cherry Coke also, pretty good shit.