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I love programmers, puppies and sunshine!

I feel ya there man. Programmers are not exactly on my "happy list" right now. If my new guy doesn't come through for me I'm just going to do the damn thing myself.

i program
dont be hatin

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don't think they're all the same but they can be annoying for sure!

its not all programmers, just most of them. you gotta find a good one

Lemme guess they want to charge you for their time?

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

That's alright, they hate you too.

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buran

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dude.......put my rant back!!!

Hey if your programmer doesn't come through, hit me up for details on me FREE CUSTOM PROGRAMMING promo...although all the other programmers hate it when I do things for free. It's always nice to get new clients and show them what I can do. It's definately worth it in the long run.

Hey, don't be hatin the programmers...hate the game ;)

I've been a programmer for a while, and I always do my bit

Should have contacted me.

programmers are slow and lazy as fuck. i havent met a programmer who can meet deadlines, usually fat ass dead beats who do a half ass job in the end because they are to busy wackin it.

yeah, they get no pussy either.....unless they are married

Typically yes, the only reason I turn out stuff when I say I do is I don't wack until its done. Kind of a good incentive to finish the job lol.

tofu i would suggest using an auction site for scripts,
they are very good, and if the programmer does not finish the company pays the difference for the next highest bidder on the project.

Ok last spam I promise. We don't charge until the works done, not a penny upfront, not a dime till your satisified.

my programmer always meets deadlines...
you need to get a more serious guy
they are out there :winkwink:

Sounds nice, but I've already tried similar deals, twice. I don't want free programming. I don't want cheap programming. All I want is finished programming. I don't even care what it costs, I just need the damn thing finished. I'm losing money. I don't like losing money unless it's at poker.

If this current guy doesn't work, I have another to try before I'll give you a go. I am offering repeat business, practically throwing money in faces, and nobody wants it!

Do you have any idea how frustrating that is?

Yep I'm sure it's really frustrating...if you don't want a free promo, how about this? 1 day turnaround time (if it's reasonable). If I don't give it to you when I say I will, badmouth me all you want.

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Yes, I do :)

Been dealing with this for a year now. Multiple contracts... decent money even!

Sly, if you ever need a php/mysql guy.. give me a hollar.
My man has been doing it for about 4 years now. He's very dedicated and works his tail off for those who hire him. Not uncommon for him to put in 22 hr days. :)

how did my rant turn into a spam thread.... :ugone2far

don't know but thanks!

I do believe your threads been hijacked!
hehe

hmmm... sounds like some techs/programmers I knew at a certain CC processor :)

I'm just finishing up doing a chargeback for the last "programmer" I dealt with. At least Paypal hasn't closed my account yet for doing the chargeback. (knock on wood)

Shoot me an email if you have references and want to do a job for me:

jbabcock at mnsi.net

If you're interested, I'll send you the details and you can give me a quote.

Thanks.

Never found that scum bag? He owes me money and a couple favors... yeh, right!

and big girls... you know you love the big girls. I saw your work.

He does do good BBW work :-) But put his rant back up so this thread means something, not just programmer spam :-) lol

:hi

contact me then ..

Uh...

Have you looked?

What am I - a mod???

Yeh, I have a list of about 5 more people to try. Slowly chipping away. The biggest problem is waiting to see if someone turns up to be a flake or not. I'm going to split up a couple projects so I can start testing out more people.

No, but you are POV porn guy, ruler of the POV porn world! Is there anything that you cant do? :1orglaugh

what do you base this on?