translate your dog's barking into human speech
 

If you're a pet owner, you're familiar with this problem. Your pet is fed. Your pet has been taken to the appropriate place to relieve itself. Your pet is not cold, ill, confined, injured, or uncomfortable in any visible way. And your pet will not shut the fuck up.
Lucky for you, the helpful folks at Takara have developed a solution. The Bow-Lingual is a handy gadget designed to translate your dog's barking into human speech. Does it work? Watch tonight (techtv) when the lovely Laura Swisher and her dog, Bean, put it to the test.


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cool :glugglug

Anyone who can't understand their dog's bark and mannerism is a fucking idiot.

heard of it a year ago

I use http://babelfish.altavista.com :1orglaugh

how much would that device cost? :winkwink: