style of ad for adult modelling
 

I want to brainstorm a cool short ad for the adult modelling section of a newspaper but want it not to be like the 101 cut and dry ones like 'be a model, etc...' Anybody have some good headlines? I like the max hardcore style of ads like, 'Be a Super Star!' or 'Be an Adult Star - your chance to be famous!' - no experience necessary', etc.. Do you think stuff like this works or sounds too glitzy/sensational?