i wish i knew how to make REAL money!!
 

like $600k per year kind of shit!!

damn i wish ...

money isn't real... :glugglug

It's threads like this that make GFY great.

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gay Canadian money

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I'd rather have this on my 20 bill than an american who will obviously take all the place with his weight on the bill.

How much you want to invest to get there?

thats just it, i dont wanna be one of those guys like a few on this board that make some huge bank, but they invest like 80% of it to make more lol

i want a $600k anual salary!! No commision and no doubts about what ill make

:1orglaugh i know im dreaming but still, would be nice ..

:thumbsup :Graucho

try posting gaslleries instead of to the board 10,000 galleries would have got you there

i wish i could put money somewhere (any amount) and get a nice, simple, ultra low risk, ultra low maintaince 10% annual return. year in, year out.

that would be absolutely beautiful.

Picky lil bitch aint you...

I can teach you. How hard are you prepared to work?

I think he already knows the milkshake.

If you could get 10% return without doing any work, everyone would be doing it, sadly.

- Titus

I wish I had your problems :glugglug

I sent you an email to an old address I had of yours. Did you get it? :glugglug

A good milkshake is a money maker. :1orglaugh

Seriously if you have a good idea, skills, investment capital and are prepared to work very hard $600k a year is not unreachable. The problem is he probably wants it for what he is doinfg now and if that were possible a milkshake would be costing $1,000 :1orglaugh

why, don't you know money grows on trees.... duh.

if you look around you can make 10% yeild on commercial property, plus capital growth...low risk and no work if you use a property manager.

Why can't ya do it?
if you think you can't you have failed before you have started, if you know you can you got more of a chance, it's possible man, don't sell yourself short ;)

Real Estate in good areas. Especially triple net commercial properties.

if you have money try to invest it in a good business

You can. Work hard, take risks, research, and keep pushing!

Type-ins. I was thinking a guy could do 100% a year buying good type-ins.
Otherwsie real estate is doing 10% right now but not much else is. Some utility stocks look ok on a yield basis.

a little pearl, only on gfy.

mmm.....it sounds interesting

:1orglaugh

I myself wouldnt mind just $500k a year.. sigh

LOL.. nah im seriously happy if i have $200 left over after bills =P

there are people who dream about it
and people who know they can get it.

only the people who know, will ever make that kind of money.

600k...my goal right now is 3-10k per month. keep the board updated if you come close to that goal of 600k per year

this isn't exactly "ultra" low risk, but i'll throw it out there anyways..

have you taken a look at income trusts? i've been finding and buying high yield income trusts (10+% on just the cash distribution) and holding them in one of my self directed RRSP accounts. they're providing a good solid yield on just the cash distribution, and their unit values have all appreciated since i bought them.

there are many mutual funds who take this approach if you want to get a little more hands off. if you go the self directed route, to deal with volatility, you can throw some stops in at 10% below your book value or whatever you're comfortable with. unless something drastic happens like a cash distribution is raised/lowered, there isn't much volitility anyways.

:glugglug

10% a year? Bah, I'd only settle for that if I had massive startup capital. Right now I'd be pissed with 10% daily returns. Of course it does involve some work, but not all that much if you know how to manage your orders and are good at analyzing the charts.

i just use the ocarina of time

you just sound sooo clueless by saying that

That's your problem. Your wishing and not doing. $600k per year is a easily reachable goal. Work smart not hard. Get a game plan and then do what's needed to get that game plan done.

How much does one need? ;)

lol... and here I thought I was the only one.

One time investment or reinvesting the returns?

One time?

even less risky:

buy airworthy single engine aircraft, probably cessna.

put them out in leaseback to flight schools to cover holding costs.

for the last 20 years single engine cessna appreciation has exceeded real estate and inflation.

Rough estimate $300,000 to $500,000.

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Suggit

3-4 M+ liquid, believe me i'd be happy to get 10% extremely low risk, extremely low maintainance, year after year. 300-400K+ a year sitting on my ass, traveling, going to uni, etc once i'm done with adult. sounds good to me. of course 12-15% would be even better ;) already have invested in several properties, as well as undeveloped land, but i'd still rather get an almost garranteed but lower rate of return, with very little maintainance, over more headaches and risk for a higher return.