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KRL 01-07-2004 08:06 PM

The FART Banner - Good or bad marketing?
 
Personally, its very distasteful and annoying as hell. I wouldn't be motivated to do biz with someone that uses farts to market their program.

I was on the phone today and surfing GFY and had been listening to music with the volume up right before that. I hit a thread with the fart banner and it went off loud as fuck as I was talking and I know the CEO on the other end of the conversation heard it loud and clear because he paused in the middle of his sentence.

I was going to say that wasn't me, but then realized what am I going to say it was, on a site called GoFuckYourself.com where advertisers use farts to sell things.

Fucking embarrasing as hell and pissed me totally off.

So is it good or bad marketing?

arial 01-07-2004 08:08 PM

If it didn't have that stupid loop it would be ok.

Spunky 01-07-2004 08:10 PM

I think it is both good and bad.Yes people will know it is your company but they will also reload so fast they wont bother to click it. But many people have complained about it and thats what gets in your head .

BRISK 01-07-2004 08:10 PM

Sorry KRL, but that was damn hilarious when I read it. :glugglug

Oracle Porn 01-07-2004 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Personally, its very distasteful and annoying as hell. I wouldn't be motivated to do biz with someone that uses farts to market their program.

I was on the phone today and surfing GFY and had been listening to music with the volume up right before that. I hit a thread with the fart banner and it went off loud as fuck as I was talking and I know the CEO on the other end of the conversation heard it loud and clear because he paused in the middle of his sentence.

I was going to say that wasn't me, but then realized what am I going to say it was, on a site called GoFuckYourself.com where advertisers use farts to sell things.

Fucking embarrasing as hell and pissed me totally off.

So is it good or bad marketing?

Did he think it was you? :1orglaugh

sweetcuties 01-07-2004 08:11 PM

It's fucking annoying and unprofessional, which I said yesterday

lEricPl 01-07-2004 08:11 PM

This place is the pit of humanity.

You can't get any lower than here.



Bad

Ic3m4nZ 01-07-2004 08:12 PM

Yes, I like it and its clever marketing.

Indeed 01-07-2004 08:12 PM

its really annoying

Rorschach 01-07-2004 08:12 PM

It's terrible, it has made me aware of their program but at the same time totally put me off promoting it.

Shok 01-07-2004 08:13 PM

I'm getting sick and tired of these damn banners from legendarylars...I was on the phone with the pope today and that godamn banner farted in the middle of the conversation. I didnt know what to do.....should i just tell the pope that I was surfing the gofuckyourself board or what?

This is really immature...Legendarylars needs to clean his shit up

END OF THREAD!!!

bogo 01-07-2004 08:14 PM

i dumped their links yesterday..

lEricPl 01-07-2004 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
I'm getting sick and tired of these damn banners from legendarylars...I was on the phone with the pope today and that godamn banner farted in the middle of the conversation. I didnt know what to do.....should i just tell the pope that I was surfing the gofuckyourself board or what?

This is really immature...Legendarylars needs to clean his shit up

END OF THREAD!!!

How old are you?

DBS.US 01-07-2004 08:15 PM

I would not eat at a restaurant or shop at a store that employed people that annoyed me
:2 cents:

BoNgHiTtA 01-07-2004 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shok
I'm getting sick and tired of these damn banners from legendarylars...I was on the phone with the pope today and that godamn banner farted in the middle of the conversation. I didnt know what to do.....should i just tell the pope that I was surfing the gofuckyourself board or what?

This is really immature...Legendarylars needs to clean his shit up

END OF THREAD!!!


OMG this is the best reply to anything EVER!

END OF THREAD

Shok 01-07-2004 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lEricPl


How old are you?

why, are you hitting on me?

BoNgHiTtA 01-07-2004 08:17 PM

The funniest thing is, that all of you market girls taking in the ass from multiple dicks, gay porn, watersports, etc..


And your bitching here about a fart banner... And your talking to a "CEO" from a porn company, and your supposed to be all proper or something!

I LOVE THIS PLACE

Shok 01-07-2004 08:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DBS.US
I would not eat at a restaurant or shop at a store that employed people that annoyed me
:2 cents:

me either!!! I will never shop at the Legendarylars store ever again!!

I SAID END OF THREAD GODAMMIT!!

darling 01-07-2004 08:21 PM

I wouldnt even look at it.
A bad marketing decision. It pissess peoplel off

Shok 01-07-2004 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by darling
I wouldnt even look at it.
A bad marketing decision. It pissess peoplel off


yes dont look! Legendarylars is not known for good marketing...shame on you Lars!!!

Shooter 01-07-2004 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BoNgHiTtA
The funniest thing is, that all of you market girls taking in the ass from multiple dicks, gay porn, watersports, etc..


And your bitching here about a fart banner... And your talking to a "CEO" from a porn company, and your supposed to be all proper or something!

I LOVE THIS PLACE

It obviously wasn't a porn company he was talking to, or else he would have had no problem saying it was on GFY.

KRL 01-07-2004 08:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Oracle Porn


Did he think it was you? :1orglaugh

He paused mid sentence as if he was waiting for me to say "Excuse me I just farted."

Kind of like when you're in an elevator and someone rips one with a silencer on it and everyone looks at each other with that "come on fess up" look and you're thinking the least they could do is say excuse me I just released gas so you at least get the courtesy of a warning announcement.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

quiet 01-07-2004 08:26 PM

of course it's fucking lame. like i'd ever click a banner like that.

NEVER.

Shok 01-07-2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bogo
i dumped their links yesterday..

aww thats too bad, I heard they were quadrupaling their payouts to all webmasters with active links just now

KRL 01-07-2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BoNgHiTtA
The funniest thing is, that all of you market girls taking in the ass from multiple dicks, gay porn, watersports, etc..


And your bitching here about a fart banner... And your talking to a "CEO" from a porn company, and your supposed to be all proper or something!

I LOVE THIS PLACE

Dude, I run mainstream businesses. Porn is a secondary biz. And the CEO I was talking to was the owner of a large online company not a fucking porn company.

robfantasy 01-07-2004 08:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BoNgHiTtA
The funniest thing is, that all of you market girls taking in the ass from multiple dicks, gay porn, watersports, etc..


And your bitching here about a fart banner... And your talking to a "CEO" from a porn company, and your supposed to be all proper or something!

I LOVE THIS PLACE

are u high? KRL owns you!,and he didnt say porn CEO. He is absolutely right and I had the same experience with that stupid ass banner while i was on the phone.

You my friend are a fucking dumbass.

fArTiNg nOiSes r Ke\/\/L d3wd.

haha, go fuck yourself and dont talk bad about KRL

:321GFY

digifan 01-07-2004 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetcuties
It's fucking annoying and unprofessional, which I said yesterday
I agree 100%.. I have no idea why someone thinks it is funny or something? Not even unique just very bad promotion.

BlackCrayon 01-07-2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shooter


It obviously wasn't a porn company he was talking to, or else he would have had no problem saying it was on GFY.

yeah no shit, bonghita sounds like hes 16 or something. i hate that banner. i thought the other 'turd' banners were funny ie the superman one but this one is retarded.

BoNgHiTtA 01-07-2004 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL


Dude, I run mainstream businesses. Porn is a secondary biz. And the CEO I was talking to was the owner of a large online company not a fucking porn company.


Oh my fault, tell Micheal Eisner I said hello

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

xxxoutsourcing 01-07-2004 08:31 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That's a fucker, but i can relate to what your saying as i've had it go off on the phone too, but i was just on to mates so it's no worries.

As for farts i preffer to do a silent but deadly one :fart

Shok 01-07-2004 08:31 PM

guys, im going down to the circle bar right now and I'm going to beat some since into that godamn legendarylars. How dare he.

He will never make another farting banner again after I get through with him!!!

I will OWN him....I'm comming for you biatch!!

Ani D 01-07-2004 08:31 PM

All of these supposed phone stories don't have the ring of truth. If you're going to make up stories, make them interesting.:2 cents:

PS- I hate that fucking banner. They say it's supposed to only do it on mouseover. I don't buy it. The fart and the shaking house are too well choreographed.

SureFire 01-07-2004 08:33 PM

Personally, I surf with my speaker volume off so I never heard the fart. Yesterday someone else was using my computer and today, a telemarketer and me and probably the neighborhood heard it. It does get your attention, the telemarketer hung up so I like it.

I doubt if I would click on it though:)

Mutt 01-07-2004 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lEricPl
This place is the pit of humanity.

You can't get any lower than here.


:1orglaugh Please this has got to be made the official GFY credo. Chisel it in stone and put it up by the lady up top.


This place is the pit of humanity.
You can't get any lower than here.



bring a tear to your eye don't it.

KRL 01-07-2004 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ani D
All of these supposed phone stories don't have the ring of truth. If you're going to make up stories, make them interesting.:2 cents:

PS- I hate that fucking banner. They say it's supposed to only do it on mouseover. I don't buy it. The fart and the shaking house are too well choreographed.

Well you're dead wrong. I'm on the phone a lot and try to catch up on this board and many others while I talk on the phone to make my time more efficient.

I normally remember to turn the volume down since banners here have audio, but forgot to do it today when I hit GFY.

So Go Fuck Yourself ! :ak47:

BoNgHiTtA 01-07-2004 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by robfantasy


are u high? KRL owns you!,and he didnt say porn CEO. He is absolutely right and I had the same experience with that stupid ass banner while i was on the phone.

You my friend are a fucking dumbass.

fArTiNg nOiSes r Ke\/\/L d3wd.

haha, go fuck yourself and dont talk bad about KRL

:321GFY


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

As a mainstream CEO, he OWNS me, :1orglaugh

And this is coming from someone who couldn't afford the .com domain to his empire.

robfantasy 01-07-2004 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BoNgHiTtA



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

As a mainstream CEO, he OWNS me, :1orglaugh

And this is coming from someone who couldn't afford the .com domain to his empire.

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Digipimp 01-07-2004 08:43 PM

I remember talking about this quite a while back wondering just how invasive banners would get and when they would just start playing sounds on their own without you having to mouse over and when people would get tired of it.

I had the same thing happen to me while I was on the phone and that fucking thing went off, I didn't know what to say either and I know they heard it without a doubt. I wouldn't click it, it's bad biz and it seems to me that it's all the 19 year old college kids that are here for the free porn and usually drunk or high that like it.

:321GFY

cool1g 01-07-2004 08:44 PM

that banner is wack!

i either have to put the mute on my volume control or close the page as soon as those fucking sounds start coming out of my computer.

bad idea!

HEARTBREAKER 01-07-2004 08:47 PM

actually, that fart banner is annoying!!:Graucho

Antxx 01-07-2004 08:47 PM

IT is fucking annoying, and it obliged me to close my sound when i come. If i want to watch wacky fucking farting humor, i will go watch South Park-Clarence and Patrick, not a stupid banner.

MetaMan 01-07-2004 08:48 PM

FART BANNER =

http://pussygalleries.org/thumbsdown.gif

quiet 01-07-2004 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BoNgHiTtA



:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

As a mainstream CEO, he OWNS me, :1orglaugh

And this is coming from someone who couldn't afford the .com domain to his empire.

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nap 01-07-2004 08:48 PM

its very annoying when your listening to an album with winamp then you hear that shit.

Digipimp 01-07-2004 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


men.com 1.3 M

Dare I say perhaps him and half the others here are here for the free porn, drama and fart banner type humor and not biz.

:glugglug

Shok 01-07-2004 08:53 PM

what banner?

SoundMan 01-07-2004 09:10 PM

Well I would say good marketing, but I CANT STAND IT!

Just look at all the threads on the banner?
The Clicks probally tripled!

JSA Matt 01-07-2004 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I wouldn't be motivated to do biz with someone that uses farts to market their program.
I don't even need to read the rest of the thread. :thumbsup

sixxxth_sense 01-07-2004 09:21 PM

Here is something interesting. I hate the stupid thing. But this is what it does, it makes us hit F5, refreshing the site, totally ignoring the banner. But hitting F5 brings up a new banner! Could it be a scam to increase CPM????

Adult Site Traffic 01-07-2004 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Personally, its very distasteful and annoying as hell. I wouldn't be motivated to do biz with someone that uses farts to market their program.
For me, it's not "wouldn't be motivated" it's damned if I ever would. Same goes with a comapny who took over the whole board and was in every 3rd post.

Same as "cockholster" bullshit. Are women "Slutty little cockholsters"? Fuck that.

Quote:

I was going to say that wasn't me, but then realized what am I going to say it was, on a site called GoFuckYourself.com where advertisers use farts to sell things.

That's funny as hell man :) Sorry. On another note.. "farts to sell things", ya, someone should win the marketing award for that one. :1orglaugh

I doubt the clicks trippled, more like the refreshes trippled. :2 cents:


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