Liquid Green Shit Coming out Of my Asshole.
 

Im sitting here with a bowl of Lucky Charms..

They freak me out though.. When I ate these lastweek, I had explosive Ranger out of my ass, and when I looked in the toliet my liquid shit was as Green as a 4 leaf clover... It was all over the place like a bomb had exploded.

I shit you not..

Is this normal??

I was a a Vietnamese resturant, and the toliets were dirty, so I SQUATTED over the seat rather than sit on it, and the pressure of my liquid shit shot all over the seat, the wall everywhere.. And Push after push I had more and more. There was a lot of pressure and force in each push... Explosive.

It was bad. Green Liquid shit splat all over the place.. IT was so scarry I sent Dank in the bathroom to bear withness to this event since no one would believe how bad this was from describing it alone. IT was a sight to be seen.. Real bad... All over the back walls, the toliet seat, and the back floor. Chunks of liquid shit and splat all over.. Green.

IT was great for that you could not even draw it up or design this as perfect as I had naturally done... It was all natural perfectly placed. Art if you will. Just takes your breath away when you first see it.. Its somethign youd say "Whoa" To upon seeing it.

Anyhow it freaked me out. I thought I blew out a organ like my gall bladder or something casue the shit was so green and liquidy like it was bile.. But i guess it was the marshmellows or something in the lucky charms..

Anyhow, I just ate 4 bowls of the shit just now!!! Im leaving for my flight to Vegas in 2 hours!!

If I time this right, I should be shooting this Explosive Ranger out by the time My flight reaches Vegas and in the hotel..

I may take pics.. Or if one of you webmasters is lucky Ill Leave it in your hotel room bathroom.. Im gunna try and do this, use a webmasters room and create this art once again and not flush..

It will be the talk of the show.

Caused by excessive gambling..:glugglug

I'm so sorry that I clicked on this thread and actually read this explosive green diarrhea story :uhoh

Wow! That's ghey!

hmm. maybe it was stress related?

Shit going into Vegas with all the gambling there I should be cooking up lots of batches of this lucky green shit.

This might beat the Kitty Rocha story if IT happens, and you have pics to acompany the story..

Ill take pics in Vegas..

I wish I had my camera for this last event...

I feel sorry for the gook who had to clean up after me..

It was soooooooo fucking bad.. All over the walls.

I would eat more fibre for sure.. try Immodium first

I think think was the problem... Fiber..
My body is not used to it..

All I eat are Burgers and Frys.. Eating Lucky Charms for the first time in maybe 15 years really fucked me up.. I think it was the fiber that cereal has..

IT went right through me with force.

What class!

Glad I'm not in Vegas this time now.

:1orglaugh

Hmmm.
I wonder who the lucky webmaster will be who lets me into his room to use the shitter...

This will be good.

You have cancer and are going to die in six months :glugglug

Tell the truth - Youve been fucked by Marshans again.

Have you been drinking Hulk chocolate milk?

I think Ill try and use AaronM's shitter..

Maybe Amps..

OMIGOD!!! The same thing happened to me!

Gotta go eat 4 more bowls - THEY'RE GREAT!!!

Or is that Frosted Flakes?

This shit reminds me of this story..

http://shtick.org/Misc/ryans.htm

This story is funny as fuck...

No dude..
But the bowl of milk in the lucky charms may be doing it..

The Expiration date on the milk was Christmas day..
But thats the sell by date.

We could go do this together..

Flood a toilet in someones room with shit and splatters as a team.

It was real real real bad.
Boneprone had begged me to go into the bathroom and look.
HE was laughing like a punk like he enjoyed dirtying up a resturant.

Total lack of class. I feel sorry for the guy who has to clean it. It was so bad Ive never seen anything or could imagine anything as bad as what I saw.

For fucks sake it was shot on the fucking walls. How does it get in the back walls.

Fucking sick.. I could have done witout seeing it, but Boneprone insisted..

For some reason I dont find it as funny as him. Maybe it was becasue I was in the middle of a good meal.

TMI !!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I just ate another bowl and some Doritos.

please dont take pictures dude, thats just wrong.

You dont have to look....

But I know you will.

yeah unfortunately i do

lol

:repuke :Hollering

just imagine the karma retaliation we would get in HELL for something like that.

So is it just me , or is this new boneprone fake?

I think the real asian boneprone the one who could write well, not write stupid "shit" like this guy, is still in jail or just MIA, this isn't the real boneprone and his posts for several months ago are nothing but shit, this isn't the real deal.

The real boneprone is leaving for Vegas right now...

magically delicious

Is it like totally liquid, or are there any lumpy bits in it?

I went to the Sushi bar in thr Venetian last year and had Mongolian Beef and Rice. When I got back to my hotel room my arse exploded. The shit was bouncing back off the water and coming out the pan. Damn it was nasty!!!!!!!!

The maid cleaned it all up real good tho. I left her a nice tip :)

boneprone where are you?
i need your payapl address, i will be going out for the night soon, if u do not get this drop me an email:

ginux |a| hotmail.com

post it here also or in the other thread so i can confirm.

hahahahaa, insine

Hmm maybe you were collateral damage in what was to be Operation:Santa Clause Sabatoge orchestrated by the dairy industry?

Boneprone saved Christmas?

This should be interesting...

Stop lyin'. We found the real cause for your ailment. News just broke an hour ago with this exclusive interview:

http://www.gregboone.com/exorcist.jpg

I didnt take pics casue I was pretty embarassed..

I had the event at the Hotel Lobby Bathroom at Treasure Island.

I actually sat on the seat and shot it all inside the toliet.
I didnt shoot it on the walls or anything fun as promised.

But it was green, and it was powerfully painfull..

Ill have to stock up again at the next webmaster event and display my artwork on a on call basis..

Hopefully at a lucky webmaster's home someday.

ohh I see a new Scat Type site in the near Future. Messing up fast food restaurants. Wonder if that would sell.

I hope this wins the longest thread.


Just to prove how sick some people are:winkwink:





BTW


ICK DUDE

It wont...

Good read :thumbsup


http://coolpark.free.fr/South%20Park...x_chiottes.jpg

i call bullshit. you told me youd take pics.
i dont think you had liquid green shit coming out of your asshole at all.
:321GFY

Ok....

Ill do this next week and take pics...
You have my word..

Ill have to go to a resturant I dont like again and drop it off.

First time you got embarressed right? Must be a quaint feeling the first time.........

You just dont see enough threads of people posting what is coming out of their ass these days.