Tell us something about you?
 

I honestly jerk off way to much and am into chubby chicks..

You?

YOU SICK FUCKING BASTARD.

Ok ill play.

I breathe air and drink water.

I use to write notes to myself whenever I went deep into psychosis.. I found one tonight when I was cleaning my apartment since im moving out.. it said

"The path to enlightenment is here".. and a buncha arrows pointing all over..

moral of the story..

when you take ambien.. go to fucking sleep, dont stay awake.

I wish I had 3 nipples, but I really don't.

I was addicted to masturbation until 3 minutes ago.

I am cornholio

I dont run sites. Im a bored surfer.

I have, two different times, grown little penises and nutsacks in my body.

(Pregnancy does weird things like that to you.)

I don't remember what I did last summer.:thumbsup

this one time....





at band camp....





I stuck a flute in my pussy.

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I love that one!

I have fantasies of the little old lady in the corner of GFY forums giving me deapthroat.

Did they make beeeyootiful myoozaks togezair?

i am sam, sam i am, and i dont eat green eggs and ham.

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I bump dumb shit threads like this

LOL:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

so do I.

Actually the one thing about me that know one knows is that I'm deathly afraid of GrimShawn. I'm a recovering alcoholic and every time I'm with him he pressures me sooooo much to drink. I'm afraid that I may give in.

Perhaps one of the best days I ever had eating was at Applebee's on Tuesday's all you can eat riblet night. I ate 3 pounds of riblets. I don't think I ever enjoyed a dining experience as much as that.

Keep on drinking :glugglug

Women are my weakness! :girl

i drink far to much capt morgans for my own good.

I'm cute and have a redhaired temper. :feels-hot

i've never paid for sex. :(

Its 4pm and I'm still not dressed yet even tho I have a ton of things to do.........

im stuck in WA and can't go to vegas :(

I'm stuck in Tn and would rather be stuck in WA and can't go to Vegas. :(

Pics?

I'm stuck in Canada and my hubby is on a flight to Vegas and I find myself hating him just a little bit. BASTARD!!!!

Edit: Oh, and have a good time honey!

i turned my phone's off and locked all the doors/windows so my g/f couldnt come over and wake me up and make me go to church with her today

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

I'm stuck in FL & would rather be stuck... oh wait, there's no place I'd rather be stuck... :winkwink: :glugglug

im asian.

I honestly don't think you can jerk off too much! Unless you do it 8 hours a day or unless hurt your dick! And you can have your pic with chubby girls cause there're lots of single ones! :thumbsup

So the $100 you gave me the other night were for the MCDs I bought you before we had sex? :Graucho

Campus Babes :Graucho

I read post only to pray for all of you :Graucho