Say something random...
 

In this thread.

I'll start...

My apple pie looks like a beaver.

how about stop starting so many threads u stupid fucking wannabe.

hows that?

i like his.. so i'll quote it.

My cock hangs long like wampum.

bitch motherfucker cock shit!

My dick kills

aids?

lol

They call it mr. wiggles

Nope.. I've been tested for that alot.. Since I had a skanky whore of a girlfriend when I was younger..

I'm gonna have to start charging you for all the seizure medication I have to take due to your sig lol

did you know the base for The Simpsons is Springfield, Kentucky? Look it up on mapquest, you'll see Shelbyville, KY just north :)

did you know that I'm the richest man in the world... 3rd world.... countries that is lol

fuck cock shit ass bitch

We have a town next to us.. Springfield,OR .. They invented the toothbrush there....



Anywhere else, it would have been called a "Teeth Brush"

Fucking redneck tweakers all over the place there..

well, rednecks can't invent a tooth brush if they have no idea what it would be used for in the first place.. even now they probably think it's something to clean their crappy BBQ seeing as their teeth are rotting out of their heads lol

the bubble bees like to sip on the flowers.

santa is not real
the easter bunny is a fraud
jesus is like santa

The Tooth fairy is cheap..

that she is which is why i whored the dumb bitch on a corner downtown and made $$ from the whore

A cheese is less than a grape.

chicken go kluk, kluk, cow go mooo

In a pickle? reach for a vlasic!

my wife is a real doll

something random

see sig

see sig run

Hey Voodoo Is this really you?
I know Laura from SD, you remember me? :thumbsup

beer is good