Do you ever get morning wood...
 

In the middle of the day?

It used to be a serious problem in elementary school.

good sign!! :thumbsup

morning afternoon night . Its all good

Only when i think about you.

In high school, I'd sometimes have to wait until everyone else left class and sneak out with my books in front of my crotch.

some times just randomly i get a fat rubbery one that lasts for hours :Graucho

One fine summer morning I rolled over and poked a hole in the window screen with my morning wood. After dozing off for a while, mosquitos got in through the hole and bit my scrotum up pretty bad.


Morning wood can be dangerous.

It's wood all day! morning, noon & night!

hmmmm...I think the man is living in high altitudes!