there's bite marks on my dick
 

but there was no blood drawn, so i guess that's good

*tip*

in the middle of 69ing, never tell a girl you think she should stop and go wash her pussy

My ex-girlfriend used to rake the shit outta my dick. So I stopped getting head from her and just always fucked her instead. When she would try to give me head. I would be like, "I rather just fuck!" :1orglaugh