have you ever shot cum in your own eye?
 

it stings like a motherfucker

No...but one time I was skull fucking this girl and she told about a guy that liked cum in his own eye even though it stung!

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Yeah man that does sting like a bitch, and rubbing it makes it worse. Just wear safety goggles like the ones in chemistry class next time you stroke you pole.:thumbsup

During the 'skullfucking'?

what the fuck where you doing?

I can think of two things, either you were sucking your own dick or you were sucking someopne else's. :Graucho

lol. I thought I was the only one. Im not going to get to descriptive but I was having some fun with my ex about a year ago and she moved her head away right when I was about to go and it got all over my face. I should have slaped the bitch. It was not cool at all. A straight man should never have cum on his face.

While mixing me a drink as well. Multi talented girl she was.

Truer words have never been spoken.

hahaha, true!

That happens to my friend all the time. I wish he would quit telling me. I don't need to know that shit.

I agree with that

Where do you guys come up with this material?

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Sorry, I was aiming for your mouth. :(

It's from Seinfeld material that never made the cut.

I shot cum on a chicks face and threw sand on it while we were at the beach.

i do this all the time and it work's :thumbsup no eyeglasses anymore