Pay attention to the left tit.
 

cuz the girl will notice you're paying more attention to the bigger 1, thus making her feel insecure, somewhat comparing her existance to a mutant (of course those with, non-symetrical body parts).

thanks for the tip

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Where's the pic? :321GFY

Tip #2: The left tit, would be to your right.

haha i was expecting a pic as well :(

what if they are fake (hence the same size)

Feel free to post your own, cuz honestly, pics of these types are abundant.

Enjoy!

http://www.joinrightnow.com/images/a...ng/nana/10.jpg

Wrong tits. The bigger tit should be to our right.

Sorry. Here you go:
http://www.mentalshed.com/gfy/whoa2.jpg

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Ah that's better. :glugglug

Great tit ...er nip ... I mean TIP!
http://www.drburr.com/images/1breast...7105328328.jpg

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:1orglaugh nice. that is funny as hell. you watching a beautiful mind right now about the picking up the girls?

what do i do with the bitch from total recall?

|left tit| so i guess you would pay attention to the absolute left tit.

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lol shit.. I dated a chick that had one tit bigger than the other. You really couldnt tell though.

My wife is a little lopsided...it's kinda sexy...

I thought they are always the same size...

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ill have to put that on my top 10 list of things i dont give a shit about

Thank you for the suggestion :Graucho

:1orglaugh look straight ahead

That would only work if one hand was bigger than the other!

I'll stick to paying attention to both... they're too yummy to leave 'em alone :)

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gay?

nice tip :1orglaugh

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If you couldn't tell though, how did you know?