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vegas2003 01-02-2004 12:02 PM

another good Rush Limbaugh story
 
http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/democ...on/7609062.htm

MattO 01-02-2004 12:10 PM

Good article... Rush is a fathead lardball. I don't have any particular political leanings, but I can't listen to talk radio types like Rush or Glen Beck who constantly whine about how "liberals" are ruining the country. Bunch of crybabies.

http://www.germantourist.com/rush.jpg

angelsofporn 01-02-2004 12:19 PM

speaking of Rush
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...arist_arrested

Vitasoy 01-02-2004 12:41 PM

heh nice pic :thumbsup

The Truth Hurts 01-02-2004 12:46 PM

Tallahassee Democrat..
that just screams fair and balanced.

:1orglaugh

By the way, get off Rush's jock already.
You're posting on a board where half the people admit to using drugs.
Just cause Rush is a worthless hypocrite doesn't mean you should follow suit.

Twatacom 01-02-2004 12:59 PM

I find this funny because I live by a rehab place in greenport, NY and he was there like 2 years ago for pill addiciton but the word just never got out about it.

dig420 01-02-2004 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Tallahassee Democrat..
that just screams fair and balanced.

:1orglaugh

By the way, get off Rush's jock already.
You're posting on a board where half the people admit to using drugs.
Just cause Rush is a worthless hypocrite doesn't mean you should follow suit.

if you know he's a worthless hypocrite then quit defending him already.. what is it with you deficiently brained conservatives that makes you think politics is like a football game where you cheer your side no matter what? There are some major fuckholes in the Republican Party from Asshat and Limbaugh to Santorum and the religious right but you fuckers vote for them anyway.

I'll never understand you people...

The Truth Hurts 01-02-2004 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420


I'll never understand you people...

You obviously don't understand much, do you.

Show me where I defended him.

What is it with you hysterical morons making incredible leaps
to try and justify your bitter blind hatred for anyone with a differing opinion?

dig420 01-02-2004 01:14 PM

your whole post was a wimpy defense, knocking the name of the newspaper which has probably been called The Democrat since Strom Thurmond was in the party and begging us to leave poor Rushie alone :waaaaahh

here's the whole article, it's a good one:

Stop! Don't touch that dial. There's nothing wrong with your radio. That piercing, high-pitched sound you hear is not a mechanical malfunction. It's just Rush Limbaugh, whining into the microphone.

Silly me. And I thought conservatives were real men. You know: stand-up-and-take-your-medicine-like-a-man kind of men. Limbaugh is just the opposite. He's a crybaby conservative. He wants to take his medicine - mountains of those little blue pain pills - and suffer no consequences.

At first, I admired the way Limbaugh handled his drug problem. True, he didn't come forward until he was outed by his maid. But once the story hit the media, he fessed up. He admitted he was a drug addict. He didn't deny that he fed his habit by obtaining an excessive supply of drugs illegally. And he checked himself into rehab. Good for him.

The problem is, ever since he left the detox center and returned to the airwaves, Rush has never stopped complaining. He insists the police have no right to look at his medical records. He accuses the Palm Beach County district attorney of conducting a politically motivated investigation. And he says they're only going after him because he's so famous.

Have you noticed? Rush Limbaugh is sounding more and more like Michael Jackson. Now it's Rush's turn to weep: "I'm a victim!" His attorney, Roy Black, even had the gall to ask: "Why is Rush Limbaugh the only person treated like this in America?"

Whom does he think he's kidding? Thousands of Americans are treated like that every day. The only difference is: Most of them aren't zillionaires. Most of them can't afford to hire lawyers like Roy Black. And most of them go to prison, not to some fancy Arizona rehab resort.

Whether Limbaugh is cured of his drug habit or not, there are still serious, unresolved issues. Was he, as his former maid alleges, buying drugs on the black market, using her as an intermediary? Was he also, as his medical records indicate, seeing four different doctors at the same time to get more of the same pills? Was he, as his bank records suggest, laundering money in order to buy the drugs?

We don't know the answers. But we do know those actions are felonies and Rush is suspected of every one. The district attorney would be derelict in his duty if he dropped the Limbaugh matter without investigating possible criminal activity. That's law enforcement's job. It has nothing to do with politics. After all, as Rush never tired of reminding us, not so long ago, not even a president of the United States is above the law.

It is also laugh-out-loud funny to hear Limbaugh complain about police having access to his medical and bank records. At one time, such records were considered private. But no longer. Any time they want, police can now snoop into our bank and medical affairs, as well as our e-mail, credit card accounts and library books. It's all part of John Ashhahahahaha's Patriot Act - which Limbaugh gleefully supported.

Of course, Limbaugh denies that he's a crybaby. He also denies he's a hypocrite. Yet here's what he told his listeners in 1995: "Too many whites are getting away with drug use. ... The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river."

When he made that and numerous other attacks on those with drug problems, Limbaugh was, by his own admission, popping piles of pills himself. Saying one thing while doing just the opposite - if that's not the definition of a hypocrite, I don't know what is.

Not once in all his comments on drugs did Limbaugh show any tolerance for drug addicts. Not once did he suggest that they be treated with respect and sent to rehab.

We'll know Rush Limbaugh is really cured of his problem when he stands up like a man and admits: "I was wrong. Drug addiction is a medical problem, not a criminal problem. It makes no sense to put nonviolent drug offenders in jail. Every drug addict deserves a chance at rehabilitation, just like me."

OK, I know: It's too much to expect Rush Limbaugh to apologize. So instead, on behalf of all of us who choose or are forced to listen to his drivel every day, I make a more humble request. Please, Rush, stop whining!

dig420 01-02-2004 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts


You obviously don't understand much, do you.

Show me where I defended him.

What is it with you hysterical morons making incredible leaps
to try and justify your bitter blind hatred for anyone with a differing opinion?

and I doubt you even HAVE a differing opinion, 90% of right wingers have no clue what their party stands for and opposes almost every plank of their party on an issue by issue basis. It's like you're Raider fans or something and you just think you identify with the guys in the black shirts.

The problem with that is the Reactionaries you and people like you have allowed to take power in this country are REALLY bad guys. FUCK YOU for fucking up my country. To me you're all just 1930's era Germans voting for any asshat who promises to keep the immigrants out.

mijoon 01-02-2004 01:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
your whole post was a wimpy defense, knocking the name of the newspaper which has probably been called The Democrat since Strom Thurmond was in the party and begging us to leave poor Rushie alone :waaaaahh

here's the whole article, it's a good one:

Stop! Don't touch that dial. There's nothing wrong with your radio. That piercing, high-pitched sound you hear is not a mechanical malfunction. It's just Rush Limbaugh, whining into the microphone.

Silly me. And I thought conservatives were real men. You know: stand-up-and-take-your-medicine-like-a-man kind of men. Limbaugh is just the opposite. He's a crybaby conservative. He wants to take his medicine - mountains of those little blue pain pills - and suffer no consequences.

At first, I admired the way Limbaugh handled his drug problem. True, he didn't come forward until he was outed by his maid. But once the story hit the media, he fessed up. He admitted he was a drug addict. He didn't deny that he fed his habit by obtaining an excessive supply of drugs illegally. And he checked himself into rehab. Good for him.

The problem is, ever since he left the detox center and returned to the airwaves, Rush has never stopped complaining. He insists the police have no right to look at his medical records. He accuses the Palm Beach County district attorney of conducting a politically motivated investigation. And he says they're only going after him because he's so famous.

Have you noticed? Rush Limbaugh is sounding more and more like Michael Jackson. Now it's Rush's turn to weep: "I'm a victim!" His attorney, Roy Black, even had the gall to ask: "Why is Rush Limbaugh the only person treated like this in America?"

Whom does he think he's kidding? Thousands of Americans are treated like that every day. The only difference is: Most of them aren't zillionaires. Most of them can't afford to hire lawyers like Roy Black. And most of them go to prison, not to some fancy Arizona rehab resort.

Whether Limbaugh is cured of his drug habit or not, there are still serious, unresolved issues. Was he, as his former maid alleges, buying drugs on the black market, using her as an intermediary? Was he also, as his medical records indicate, seeing four different doctors at the same time to get more of the same pills? Was he, as his bank records suggest, laundering money in order to buy the drugs?

We don't know the answers. But we do know those actions are felonies and Rush is suspected of every one. The district attorney would be derelict in his duty if he dropped the Limbaugh matter without investigating possible criminal activity. That's law enforcement's job. It has nothing to do with politics. After all, as Rush never tired of reminding us, not so long ago, not even a president of the United States is above the law.

It is also laugh-out-loud funny to hear Limbaugh complain about police having access to his medical and bank records. At one time, such records were considered private. But no longer. Any time they want, police can now snoop into our bank and medical affairs, as well as our e-mail, credit card accounts and library books. It's all part of John Ashhahahahaha's Patriot Act - which Limbaugh gleefully supported.

Of course, Limbaugh denies that he's a crybaby. He also denies he's a hypocrite. Yet here's what he told his listeners in 1995: "Too many whites are getting away with drug use. ... The answer is to go out and find the ones who are getting away with it, convict them, and send them up the river."

When he made that and numerous other attacks on those with drug problems, Limbaugh was, by his own admission, popping piles of pills himself. Saying one thing while doing just the opposite - if that's not the definition of a hypocrite, I don't know what is.

Not once in all his comments on drugs did Limbaugh show any tolerance for drug addicts. Not once did he suggest that they be treated with respect and sent to rehab.

We'll know Rush Limbaugh is really cured of his problem when he stands up like a man and admits: "I was wrong. Drug addiction is a medical problem, not a criminal problem. It makes no sense to put nonviolent drug offenders in jail. Every drug addict deserves a chance at rehabilitation, just like me."

OK, I know: It's too much to expect Rush Limbaugh to apologize. So instead, on behalf of all of us who choose or are forced to listen to his drivel every day, I make a more humble request. Please, Rush, stop whining!

:sleep

The Truth Hurts 01-02-2004 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
your whole post was a wimpy defense, knocking the name of the newspaper which has probably been called The Democrat since Strom Thurmond was in the party and begging us to leave poor Rushie alone :waaaaahh


Any paper that defines itself in such a way isn't worth reading.
I've got one here, called the Republican, don't read that one either.

dig420 01-02-2004 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts



Any paper that defines itself in such a way isn't worth reading.
I've got one here, called the Republican, don't read that one either.

congratulations for exposing your dumbass-ity so clearly.

Tallahassee Democrat Founded: March 3, 1905

back then the racists down south were Democrats, now they're republicans.

Just because a newspaper calls itself The Daily Bugle doesn't mean they have a guy playing Taps every morning.

dumbass.

The Truth Hurts 01-02-2004 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420


and I doubt you even HAVE a differing opinion, 90% of right wingers have no clue what their party stands for and opposes almost every plank of their party on an issue by issue basis. It's like you're Raider fans or something and you just think you identify with the guys in the black shirts.

The problem with that is the Reactionaries you and people like you have allowed to take power in this country are REALLY bad guys. FUCK YOU for fucking up my country. To me you're all just 1930's era Germans voting for any asshat who promises to keep the immigrants out.

People like me?
ROFL.
How many of my posts have you read?
I've never voted for a Reublican in my life.
I've been a Democrat my entire life until recently when they suddenly became a collective bunch of insane self destructive lunatics.

broke 01-02-2004 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420


and I doubt you even HAVE a differing opinion, 90% of right wingers have no clue what their party stands for and opposes almost every plank of their party on an issue by issue basis. It's like you're Raider fans or something and you just think you identify with the guys in the black shirts.

Sure. I'd like to know where you got that number.

Let us all bow to the intellect of the average democratic voter.

:1orglaugh


Quote:

Originally posted by dig420


The problem with that is the Reactionaries you and people like you have allowed to take power in this country are REALLY bad guys. FUCK YOU for fucking up my country. To me you're all just 1930's era Germans voting for any asshat who promises to keep the immigrants out.

Fucking up your country? People like you make me laugh.

CDSmith 01-02-2004 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420
congratulations for exposing your dumbass-ity so clearly.
Would you please shut your fucking joke-hole. You sound just as hard-assed as any hard-line republican for fuck sakes. At least on certain topics other guys tend to have a few reasonable opinions. You on the other hand are a fucking dick every time you post.


Try eating more fibre.

The Truth Hurts 01-02-2004 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dig420

Tallahassee Democrat Founded: March 3, 1905

back then the racists down south were Democrats, now they're republicans.


and?
it's still defining itself, isn't it?

broke 01-02-2004 01:43 PM

It's not surprising that most of the fuckwits here don't get it and are bantering back and forth about Republicans and Democrats.


True republicans have moved to the libertarian party and true democrats have moved to the green party.


The rest of you all just vote for the same devil in a different uniform.

ThunderBalls 01-02-2004 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts



I've got one here, called the Republican, don't read that one either.

Thats because you've openly admitted that you can't read beyond a 3rd grade level, so do you just leave it laying around on your coffee table to impress the neo-nazi neighbor that lives 2 trailers down from ya?

The Truth Hurts 01-02-2004 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThunderBalls


Thats because you've openly admitted that you can't read beyond a 3rd grade level, so do you just leave it laying around on your coffee table to impress the neo-nazi neighbor that lives 2 trailers down from ya?

Please, show me where I admitted that... you silly bitch.

The Truth Hurts 01-02-2004 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThunderBalls


Thats because you've openly admitted that you can't read beyond a 3rd grade level, so do you just leave it laying around on your coffee table to impress the neo-nazi neighbor that lives 2 trailers down from ya?

You're the new poster child for cliché Democrat hysteria.

:1orglaugh

CDSmith 01-02-2004 02:04 PM

I'm sure we can all agree that Limbaugh is a shit-head. What else is there to discuss?

The Truth Hurts 01-02-2004 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I'm sure we can all agree that Limbaugh is a shit-head. What else is there to discuss?
That's the point.

They have nothing legitimate to discuss without crossing the line into hypocrisy, so they attack what they perceive as some sort of Republican spokesman.

Rush Limbaugh stopped being relevant back in 1996.

broke 01-02-2004 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I'm sure we can all agree that Limbaugh is a shit-head. What else is there to discuss?
The stupidity of people like ThunderBalls who think that their vote for a democrat is going to change anything.

:Graucho

ThunderBalls 01-02-2004 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by broke


The stupidity of people like ThunderBalls who think that their vote for a democrat is going to change anything.

:Graucho


Maybe we could discuss this in person, planning on being in Vegas?

CDSmith 01-02-2004 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThunderBalls
Maybe we could discuss this in person, planning on being in Vegas?
The guy is broke, now you want to beat him up as well?



Big meany. :1orglaugh

The Truth Hurts 01-02-2004 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThunderBalls



Maybe we could discuss this in person, planning on being in Vegas?

watch out, here comes the message board tough guy routine.

broke 01-02-2004 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThunderBalls



Maybe we could discuss this in person, planning on being in Vegas?

What's there to discuss?

There is no difference between the 'republicans' and 'democrats' these days... and you don't get it.

Or was that a thinly veiled threat?

:Graucho


No I won't be in Vegas -- I'll be on Maui.

I'd be more than happy to fly out to Colorado and discuss it with you soon, though.

Oh wait -- you don't wish to discuss anything. You're just attempting to flex you democratic message board muscles.


:1orglaugh

CDSmith 01-02-2004 02:32 PM

Agree with me or I'll beat your fucking head in......


... isn't that more fascist than democratic/republican?

ThunderBalls 01-02-2004 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by broke


What's there to discuss?

Anything you like. I personally would like to hear you say one of your comments to me when I'm six inches from your face.
Quote:

Originally posted by broke

There is no difference between the 'republicans' and 'democrats' these days... and you don't get it.

Not a democrat moron. Whether there is a difference between the two is irrelevant, what is relevant is I can't stand pricks like you.


Quote:

Originally posted by broke

I'd be more than happy to fly out to Colorado and discuss it with you soon, though.

I would be more than happy to accomodate that, matter of fact I will even pay for your ticket out here. So you tell me when and I will make the arrangements. Think I'm kidding? Take me up on it.

ThunderBalls 01-02-2004 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
Agree with me or I'll beat your fucking head in......


... isn't that more fascist than democratic/republican?

Not true at all. I don't agree with 90% of the people on this board, I thrive on that shit and its all fun. I just would like to 'get to know him' a little better.

broke 01-02-2004 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ThunderBalls


Anything you like. I personally would like to hear you say one of your comments to me when I'm six inches from your face.

Any one in particular?

I aim to please.

Quote:

Originally posted by ThunderBalls


Not a democrat moron. Whether there is a difference between the two is irrelevant, what is relevant is I can't stand pricks like you.

Except it's completely relevant... to this thread.


Quote:

Originally posted by ThunderBalls


I would be more than happy to accomodate that, matter of fact I will even pay for your ticket out here. So you tell me when and I will make the arrangements. Think I'm kidding? Take me up on it.


Nah -- I prefer to fly first class. I'll book my own flight.


I should, however. point out that my 'ThunderBalls comment' should have been directed at dig420. Still want to go to blows I'll fly out.

I do (rarely) make mistakes.

CDSmith 01-02-2004 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by broke
I should, however. point out that my 'ThunderBalls comment' should have been directed at dig420.
You should both fly out to Dig's place and get all fascist dictator on his over-opinionated ass.

TheEnforcer 01-02-2004 03:45 PM

It will be interesting to see how all of this plays out.


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