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Ben-MensNiche 01-01-2004 11:23 PM

January Affiliate Signup Incentive
 
Okay, I got bored with all the mainstream type giveaways that go on on here, xboxes, ps2's and stuff, I wanted to give away cool stuff, so for every affiliate that signs up in January gets a pair of these wicked ass walkie talkie watches with their 5th sale.

http://images.iwoot.com/large/WALWAT_lg.jpg

Hey, I thought they were cool :thumbsup

Brad Xtremepay 01-01-2004 11:24 PM

http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys...t-phx-1691.jpg

Tala 01-01-2004 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
http://www.blowfish.com/catalog/toys...t-phx-1691.jpg
Hmmm....you are offering this because you've used it and you like the way it feels, right? :Graucho

Brad Xtremepay 01-01-2004 11:28 PM

I think you were a little too rough with it at first Tala... but it felt good after awhile.

Pipecrew 01-01-2004 11:28 PM

I wouldnt wear that watch if someone gave me 1000 bucks.. I will signup if you send an xbox or ps2 on the 5th or whatever sale.

Ben-MensNiche 01-01-2004 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tala
Hmmm....you are offering this because you've used it and you like the way it feels, right? :Graucho
He left it behind when he moved out of my place, I sent it up to him yesterday by FedEx :1orglaugh

fuzebox 01-01-2004 11:29 PM

I will send anyone who signs up below a (picture of a) walkie talkie as well.

Ben-MensNiche 01-01-2004 11:31 PM

a picture? nah, go the whole hog, give the real thing away, they're wicked...I wonder if we all had them we could all use them instead of GFY, hehe

Tala 01-01-2004 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
I think you were a little too rough with it at first Tala... but it felt good after awhile.
You could have used a safeword.

Sly_RJ 01-01-2004 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I wouldnt wear that watch if someone gave me 1000 bucks.. I will signup if you send an xbox or ps2 on the 5th or whatever sale.
May sound crazy, but this is a good deal.

Tala 01-01-2004 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I wouldnt wear that watch if someone gave me 1000 bucks.. I will signup if you send an xbox or ps2 on the 5th or whatever sale.
Think of it as a "wife/girlfriend" locator in the stores. Now you don't have to go find them, you just call for them without wasting cell minutes.


I think they're kinda nifty myself.

Ben-MensNiche 01-01-2004 11:42 PM

I'm going to go buy a couple just for the sheer amusement factor

Pornwolf 01-01-2004 11:49 PM

I imagine you could use it to contact your wife in another room.

"Whare's my vittles damnit! Get in here now!"

:winkwink:

Ben-MensNiche 01-01-2004 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I imagine you could use it to contact your wife in another room.

"Whare's my vittles damnit! Get in here now!"

:winkwink:

Woman?...my beer's empty...

brizzad 01-01-2004 11:53 PM

whats a vittle?

Pipecrew 01-01-2004 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ

May sound crazy, but this is a good deal.


I will give you the watches then.

SmutGiant 01-02-2004 12:10 AM

that looks awesome! I'll sign up tommorow... writing a sticky note to do so now, lol

Pornwolf 01-02-2004 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
whats a vittle?
Old southern American term for food.

serious 01-02-2004 12:23 AM

whats the range on these things? :Graucho

Ben-MensNiche 01-02-2004 12:30 AM

250ft - not far, just enough for you to have fun with your kids, but it's fun nevertheless :thumbsup

gornyhuy 01-02-2004 12:40 AM

Can we hook up some cool ass James Bond explosive to the other watch so it goes BOOM when you transmit?

Then you won't think about it for weeks until you are captured by a super villian and its the perfect way to escape your slow and unnecessary means of death. :thumbsup

MadCap 01-02-2004 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pipecrew
I wouldnt wear that watch if someone gave me 1000 bucks.
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh


fuck i have this problem lately with spitting booze out would you fucks stop posting shit thats so fucking funny.

GTS Mark 01-02-2004 12:43 AM

Very cool, I just bought some long distance walkie talkies for my parents for X-mas. They love them as they go up to Algonquin Park alot and cell phones don't work up there.

DH

Ben-MensNiche 01-02-2004 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Can we hook up some cool ass James Bond explosive to the other watch so it goes BOOM when you transmit?

Then you won't think about it for weeks until you are captured by a super villian and its the perfect way to escape your slow and unnecessary means of death. :thumbsup

I think I'm going to try and give away James Bond type stuff every month for the new affiliates. Amusement is the way to go I think :winkwink:

Ben-MensNiche 01-02-2004 01:22 AM

Maybe we'll give away some of these:

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=215791

flashfire 01-02-2004 01:25 AM

I'd wear it for 1000 bucks...

Brad Xtremepay 01-02-2004 08:24 AM

bump for benny. :)

Tala 01-02-2004 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
bump for benny. :)
and the jets....

Trax 01-02-2004 08:35 AM

this cannot be
i signed up on the 31st and get nothing???
please tell me there is a +-1 day range to get one of those :sadcrying

Vitasoy 01-02-2004 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flashfire
I'd wear it for 1000 bucks...
So would I :glugglug


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