Which of the following items would u fish out of the toilet bowl
 

yes, in ur drunk state on new years eve, some of u might have dropped some things into the bowl


which (if any) of these items would u scoop out of the bathroom and reuse again?

Cell phone
Glasses
Sunglasses
Wallet
Keys ( car or other)
camera
pens (Expensive)
watches (over $1k)
jewerly

you forgot the $5 prostitute whose head i love dunking in my piss filled toilet bowl.

Depends... Is the toilet used or unused? Is it my home toilet or a public toilet?

For me keys, glasses, and wallet

Before you go after your cell phone in a toilet read this

http://www.cnn.com/2003/TECH/ptech/1...e.toilet.reut/

I'm a neat freak. I don't think I would use any of those again without always thinking about it having been in the shitter.

:)

home toilet. no piss or shit, just a flushed bowl with water in it.

who are u? rocco?

be honest fuckers.

you never took a piss drunk and dropped something in and had to grab it before you flush?

at least it wasnt poooop!!!

If its home toilet, I would be all over that stuff. Hell, I would put the bathing suit on and go for a lap or 2 while I was there.

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yeah, my homne toilet is pretty clean. If it's a public toilet most that stuff is gone. I'll let some homeless guy get it out!

Freshly flushed? I'd grab all of em. Skin falls off after a while :)

pretty much all of it except for the pens

depends what was in the toilet..if it was piss.. i would go after all the items.. shit and the fear of ecoli poisoning would make me think twice.

Same but Sunglasses.

i agree with this..with these additions.. the cell phone is wet and fried..as is the camera... depends on which jewelery(mine or hers) fuck the pen..its not THAT expensive, and the watch..who gives a fuck what time it is.

if i dropped my rolex, i would scoop it.

Ummm.... Around 3 years ago I retrieved my keys from the toilet bowl at the public restroom at the office where I used to work. I don't know how the fuck I did it, but somehow I dropped all my keys in there. I had to get it back, because it had my house keys, car keys, mail box key, everything! Just rinsed it with water and it was good as new!

O'h yea, and another time at home I dropped the thing that holds the roll of toilet paper (I don't know what it's called) into the bowl and I fished it out. I'm clumssy, always dropping crap everywhere!

O'h yea, and another time at home I dropped the thing that holds the roll of toilet paper (I don't know what it's called) into the bowl and I fished it out. I'm clumssy, always dropping crap everywhere!


im sorry lol but i laughed when i saw that u always drop crap... in the toilet

This reminds me of that story of a guy that dropped his penis in the toilet.

Definitely my projects book. I would fish that out without thinking.

Cell phone -- don't own one. If I did, I would flush it.

Glasses -- dont wear em.

Sunglasses -- Yes, I would definitely scoop them out of the bowl, wash em off and use them. Especially if they are CHEAP sunglasses.

Wallet -- wallets are for homos. Real men use moneyclips.

Keys ( car or other) -- I don't know anyone who wouldn't dig their keys out. Don't want to either.

camera -- Water would probably toast it. Flush it and buy a new one. Mine was only $1200 bucks.

pens (Expensive) -- You don't want to know where my pen has been. The toilet is a walk in the park.

watches (over $1k) -- dig it out, then sell it, buy a new one. The term "caveat emptor" has never held more meaning.

jewerly -- Mine? no. If I had a wife and it was her jewelry? no.

I'd just pay one of the kids $5 and they would get it form me...

anyone, what about it?

Wedding rings deserve their own listing.

Just did that yesterday at the mall. My daughter dropped her purse in the toilet (before she peed) and I had to go in after it...really gross

I make my living collecting coins out of urinals.

the keys man :)

I would fish them all out

all of them.

Well, if it was at home, I would fish it all out. When my son was really little, the little tyke just loved flushing things down the toilet. He flushed this little plastic figurine down the toilet and it plugged it up. We plunged and plunged but it didn't work. Finally had to call a plumber who took off the toilet...but...all the tile was cracked during the process...and the little figurine was jammed in so tight the plumber couldn't get it out.

So, to finish off the story we had to buy a new toilet, we also had to redo the tile on the entire floor...the previous toilet and sink basin were in a custom color that we could not find a match for, so we had to buy a new sink, which no longer fit the vanity...and so on and so on. $10,000 dollars later I had a brand new bathroom, now the old bathroom was only about 4 years old and it didn't need it...but now...if anything drops in the toilet i grab the gloves and I scoop it out.

I'd go face-first like I was bobbing for apples! :Graucho

i'd fish em all out.

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