Canadians Going To Vegas
 

I dont want to alarm you, but I Travel alot.. As Canadians there is one thing we hardly ever see, but you will see it alot in the United States.. Ok 2 things..


1) People in the bathrooms, these people turn on the taps for you and hand you a towel, they also have alot of cologne and stuff for you.. This is not complimentary, you cannot take the bottle or you will be beaten up.. Learn from my experience.


2) Valet Parking, This seems to be everywhere EXCEPT Canada.. It is ok to give these people your car keys, they wont steal your car, no matter what you've seen on COPS or 60 Minutes..


There you have it, my friendly advice.

I still don't trust them.

3) Customs....

Hopefully they wont let you fuckers in our beautiful country to begin with so you wont have to worry about #1 + #2 above :321GFY