Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuch!
 

I just tripped over the cat and smashed my pinky toe into the wall... Ripped the nail clean off and I'm pretty sure I broke the toe too. JUST what I need today! Anyone wanna come clean house for me? :)

how much does a job like that pay?

Oouwww I am sorry to hear that.

professionals anywhere from 15-50 per hour

OwIeS!!!!! :(



Hon, if I were in the neighborhood, I'd be glad to help, as long as it didn't involve me lifting anyting over 10 pounds....fuckit, I'd send my husband.

Tape your pinkie toe to the toe next to it if you think it's broken, that's all an emergency room would do. Hurts to have the nail ripped off, I bet. =/

I wish I can help Im pretty far from you

I will ...

Uhhh what will I be cleaning?


I feel I owe it to you and Jact for forgetting to mention you guys in my vegas hookup thread.

send me the address and I'm there

Ouch!

Eww. Nasty visual.

I broke one of my toes a couple months ago but didn't lose the nail. It's one of those things where they can't really do anything for you.

Lol I just have to vaccuum and wash the bathtub before the relatives get here really :) It throbs and it's bleeding a lot, but I'll live.. I've had much worse. Just needed to rant about it to keep myself from skinning the cat.

Shave the cat. I like bald pussy.

Ouch! I did that to my pinkie toe last year, and it broke about 90% across. Make sure you tape it to the 1-2 toes next to it until you can see the Dr. It will help it to heal straight. Good luck!

I do it. for what ever you want to pay.

What he said. ER's won't do much for broken toes...unless you get an infection, obviously.

Put ice on it. Forgot to mention!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I would sure as hell throw out of the house for a few hours so I wouldn't kill it. I'm not a cat hater, but I know that would hurt like hell...

Can I do it in the NUDE ? :winkwink:

Only if I get to take pictures and sell it as content :)

ouch girly!

I wish you a speedy recovery.

xox

On New Years Eve no less

man ive had the same thing happen b4
it kills
make sure you clean the toe really good!

If you come kiss me better beautiful, I promise to get better right away!

ask some philipinian or malayan, sure they'll send you one of those little guys! :winkwink:

stumping your pinky toe is always the worst! hope it feels better soon!

so, you'll be the one with the limp next week then?

Ooowww! That shit fucking hurts.

When we were teenagers, my sister broke her pinkie toe. It pointed straight out. We thought they would just tape the toe, but they put on a fucking cast that went just above the knee!! Can you believe above the fucking knee??? It was wild.

Hope ya' feel better, and have a Happy New Year!

YOUCH!!! I hope that it is not too painful for you to enjoy the new year. Hopefully you find some tylenol 3 with codine or some nice pain killer.

She pregnant, duh! I hope ya feel better!

:glugglug

Yes :(

on new years a few years ago i fell through a glass table and busted up both hands, had stiches galore.

lets hope it all goes smoothly tonight.

tonight is the devils night.

:glugglug

Yep, just tape that little sucker to the next toe and let it heal. I have broken both baby toes seperate times and once my cousin broke 3 toes on the same foot by stepping on it....I speak from experience.

Oh, and take 2 aspirin and call me in the morning =)

some hotels will rent you electronic scooters. We are getting one from a private firm that deilvers them to hotels. It might be worth looking into if you are going to be limping and heavily pregnant.

maybe we can get the big strong men of gfy to take turns pushin ya in a wheelchair.. i bet they'd pay big bucks to earn that privilege :winkwink: