LENSMAN: I thought I was established.
 

You shut down one of my threads tonight announcing our promotional payout.

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=214906

I understand the rules about program announcements and I assumed I was considered established. I have owned and operated adult paysites and affiliate programs since 1996. I registered on GFY Feb 2002 and I read the board daily long before that. I spend 2-3 hours a day surfing this board. The only posts I have ever made where helping people or asking a question. I have never been into flaming, trolling or sigwhoring.

What more do I need to do to be considered established?

-Tony
ICQ: 28143495

more than 118 posts, asshat.

no one knows and no one cares how much you read the forum.

and starting a thread about a closed thread is a dumbass move.

you're not established. go away before you get banned.

Tony was one of the first Penis programs around, if not the first

penis development.com

definately not a newbie....

maybe he is just in a "mood" :)

If he didn't like the thread he didn't like the thread. WTF are you gonna do!

you seem to fit the mould of an ass hat quiet nicely

TonyL is good people..

Ive had a total of two serious posts this year of 2003, and TonyL was VERY helpful in both of them..

BP4L

blablabla. i'm a shit disturber, not an asshat.

so this is at least the second time you weakly attempt to take a shot at me. what gives? jealous of my 14 inch penis?

Hello?

"Maybe you should invest a little more time on GFY before the announcements."

Pretty sure there is also a rule about starting a thread about a thread that has been locked.

I'm not hating...Just stating facts.

i agree with psyko514:thumbsup

Hater!!!

I spend 2-3 hours of my day surfing this board. I post whenever I feel I can contribute to a thread. I do not feel trolling or flame posts are worth contributing to. I feel as if I have invested a huge amount of my time into this board.

Thank you for the kind words Bone!

-Tony

When in doubt, it is always a good idea to email Lens and clear it with him first. Write something like "Dear Lens, I have been in porn since 1947, I have been cruising GFY since the late 60's, and as an established webmaster I want to make an announcement on the board. Can I can I pretty please?"


Worked for me.

Read the faq, number 12:

"if you're not a sig whore dont post announcements"

Tips on doing it right next time, this is how it works around here:

A. increase postcount > 1000
make sure you add a decent amount of nude pics
and "would you hit it" related topics in the mix.
Ask some basic stuff about "how do i get listed on the hun"
and "how does <sponsorname> convert for you?".
Since thats not your scene its best to copy one of
the million other threads: nobody will notice and that way
things will look authentic.

B. Check out the new "sell your sig" area.
Now with your > 1000 postcount: try selling you sig.
Youll have a buyer within minutes.
Wait: lensman will buy your sig. (tip: dont settle for anything less than $500 )

You are now 'semi established'.

C. Increase postcount > 1500
Dedicate these last 500 posts to random responses
and smiley-only posts : its about sigviews now.

Also, dedicate at least 100 posts to semi 'drunk' posting
style. Post at least 10 threads per hour until you reach 1500
posts. Get involved in at least 3 so called 'drama threads'.

D. Post number 1500 should be
topic: "1500 fuckers!"
content: "id hit it".

You are now an established adult webmaster!

E. Post 1501: your announcement.

Thats it basicly.

so do i qualify as an established gfyer?

:helpme

now thats fuckin' funny :1orglaugh

(edit) nice sig too... makes me want to kill myself for some reason :)

dont you owe people money still?

dude i just laughed my sexy little guido ass off LMSGAO

Eat a bag of shit ya fucking gook. :321GFY

Damn this board is getting FULL of great T-shirt slogans just waiting to be printed. It's a veritable gold mine. :thumbsup

Now boys!

GOOK ALERT!

http://ampcontent.com/boardpics/Gook.jpg

Shit...That pic kinda reminds me of my days back in Nam. :ak47:

haha thread hijacker :) I guess the bumps don't hurt Lensman might just see it then.

Trust me...Lensman has already seen the thread. And the other one you started about contacting him too.

Yeah you are probably right. Im sure he is jaded about this kind of thing and just ignores it.. I can understand that dealing with this size of a board. Well if it's only post that count here im racking them up with this thread.

-Tony

Tony,

If you need drop shipping done for your products please let me know.

We ship for alot of pill companies out there.

thanks

Todd

OH SHIT! He is gonna have flashbacks now! Everybody get the fuck out before he starts shooting everything while he is butt-naked!

he convieniently ignored this post.

I would have too.

vas
I am probably spamming

Registered: Dec 2003
Location:
Posts: 1


The Gook ignored mine as well but I am not crying about it.
:winkwink:

that's classic actually :1orglaugh

first of all i'm in no way doubting your credentials, but:

a) you are whiner
b) more people looked at your dumb thread because it was closed than would have otherwise

Thanks man funniest shit I've read today....

rofl

:1orglaugh

Tastes like chocolate :1orglaugh

Here is the production line:

http://poop-pants.com/pictures/sg18.jpg