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Brad Xtremepay 12-30-2003 10:12 AM

Cops get sneaky to catch speeders
 
Driving into work today and notice a weird yellow in the snow on the side of the road.
Lo' and behold it is a cop laying in the snow with a radar gun peering from behind a lamp pole. These guys must be getting desperate to hit their ticket quota!

Stallion 12-30-2003 10:13 AM

damn that is sneaky. End of the month, they need the extra income..

Oracle Porn 12-30-2003 10:14 AM

:1orglaugh

TheEnforcer 12-30-2003 10:42 AM

:1orglaugh

That's fucking desperate!! Luckily I long ago learned it's not worth it to speed! :thumbsup

AdultNex 12-30-2003 10:45 AM

You haven't seen the ones in my town. The cops here are known to ride in riced out Honda Civics.

pornstar2pac 12-30-2003 10:51 AM

first time I went to Canada we we're driving from Tornoto to Montreal and in the fast lane a cop about 1/4 mile ahead pulled over in the hazard lane in the middle of the friggin freeway. It looked like it was a driver with car problems. we get closer and out the blue the cop jump out and points the radar gun at us. We we're speeding but I think he was two late on getting us on radar. we didn't stay to find out. it was the funniset thing I have ever seen. I love Canada 'eh

Vitasoy 12-30-2003 10:52 AM

haha how lame can they go :1orglaugh

Fletch XXX 12-30-2003 10:53 AM

here they just make up an excuse like, 'we had a report for a car like yours' and then just do as they wish from there.

Peaches 12-30-2003 10:56 AM

Speaking as someone who's been hit by speeding cars, I'm glad they're being "lame". Here in GA, they can't ticket you via radar for less than 10 MPH over the limit. If I'm on a 45 MPH road and someone moron is going 60 MPH, then I applaud whatever efforts the police need to stop them. They CANNOT write you a ticket if you're not speeding, no matter how well they hide. :winkwink:

Gabriel 12-30-2003 10:57 AM

Traffic cops are pussies. Everytime they pull me over 2-3 other cops are called in.

Peaches 12-30-2003 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gabriel
Traffic cops are pussies. Everytime they pull me over 2-3 other cops are called in.
Don't they also bring in the Jaws Of Life? :winkwink:

(I'm going to pay for that one, aren't I......)

Rob 12-30-2003 11:02 AM

If you think that's bad, move to St. Pete Florida! They act like a broken down motorist on the side of the road and hide behind the hood. They also post up on cherry pickers and make like city workers and are using laser rather than the traditional radar. Last year they even went as far as dressing the cops as homelss people on the side of the road (it was actually kinda funny because on their sign it read, "I'm a Cop so Stop Speeding").

They are relentless in their speed traps here and it's a huge pain in the ass! They also have a lot of undercover cop cars/trucks/vans that just drive up and down the interstates to catch speeders.

JSA Matt 12-30-2003 11:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX
here they just make up an excuse like, 'we had a report for a car like yours' and then just do as they wish from there.
exactly.. that happened to me in Florida almost every weekend.

"We have a warrant out for the owner of this car. (pause) Have you been drinking tonight? (No) Sorry sir, this is the wrong car"

Gabriel 12-30-2003 11:02 AM

Peaches remind me not to be nice to you in Vegas, in fact this time I will take Shok to sushi and bill it to your room!!!


:winkwink:

JSA Matt 12-30-2003 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by HighOnAcid
If you think that's bad, move to St. Pete Florida! They act like a broken down motorist on the side of the road and hide behind the hood. They also post up on cherry pickers and make like city workers and are using laser rather than the traditional radar. Last year they even went as far as dressing the cops as homelss people on the side of the road (it was actually kinda funny because on their sign it read, "I'm a Cop so Stop Speeding").

They are relentless in their speed traps here and it's a huge pain in the ass! They also have a lot of undercover cop cars/trucks/vans that just drive up and down the interstates to catch speeders.

On I-95? That highway is famous for drug running.. there is a reason they do that :)

SCOOTER 12-30-2003 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gabriel
Traffic cops are pussies. Everytime they pull me over 2-3 other cops are called in.

Get pulled over a lot in Calif ?

Peaches 12-30-2003 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gabriel
Peaches remind me not to be nice to you in Vegas, in fact this time I will take Shok to sushi and bill it to your room!!!


:winkwink:

That's OK - as long as I can charge my kid's sushi bill to Shok or you - you will not BELIEVE how much he can put down. :thumbsup

paul1000 12-30-2003 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
Driving into work today and notice a weird yellow in the snow on the side of the road.
Don't be a naughty eskimo ...
and don't you eat the yellow snow :winkwink:

Gabriel 12-30-2003 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by scooter



Get pulled over a lot in Calif ?

Yes, especially with a white woman in the car. :winkwink:



Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches

That's OK - as long as I can charge my kid's sushi bill to Shok or you - you will not BELIEVE how much he can put down.

I can beleive it. When I was his size I used to....



ok I was never his size.

BabeHunter 12-30-2003 11:16 AM

just get yourself a radar detector...and you are set
getting myself 1 next month

Danny_C 12-30-2003 11:18 AM

Cops don't even seem to give a shit about speeding in Dallas. I never see people pulled over, unless they're out of the car being searched, or being put in the backseat of the patrol car... and those obviously aren't just speeders.

AdultNex 12-30-2003 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BabeHunter
just get yourself a radar detector...and you are set
getting myself 1 next month

Who has had success with their radar detector?

Brad Xtremepay 12-30-2003 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BabeHunter
just get yourself a radar detector...and you are set
getting myself 1 next month

I have one. But my cigarrette lighter does not work, I broke it. lol

frankthetank 12-30-2003 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BabeHunter
just get yourself a radar detector...and you are set
getting myself 1 next month

Ya cant use radar detectors in the great white north, you can get a ticket just for having one, and get it taken away. :thumbsup

Brad Xtremepay 12-30-2003 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by frankthetank
Ya cant use radar detectors in the great white north, you can get a ticket just for having one, and get it taken away. :thumbsup
Ya, Winnipeg is the same. I got in a lot of hell for using mine there.

BabeHunter 12-30-2003 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by frankthetank


Ya cant use radar detectors in the great white north, you can get a ticket just for having one, and get it taken away. :thumbsup

well it's legal here (Israel)
a friend of mine has a Cobra Detector which is really good...
going to try it aswell...

i have those fucking speedtraps!

Peaches 12-30-2003 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BabeHunter


well it's legal here (Israel)
a friend of mine has a Cobra Detector which is really good...
going to try it aswell...

i have those fucking speedtraps!

I've heard Valentines are better than Cobra:
http://www.valentine1.com/

Brad Xtremepay 12-30-2003 02:26 PM

Fuzzbuster is the only way to go.

C-Bass 12-30-2003 02:31 PM

i almost got cought rolling a stop sign today....if it hadnt been cause he was lookin down writting something, i would've been TOAST



here in canada if you get a ticket, you might as well bend over cause you;re insurance is gonna give it to you lube free

pornstar2pac 12-30-2003 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay


Ya, Winnipeg is the same. I got in a lot of hell for using mine there.


Ya, don't Cops in canada hang out at Tim Hourton's all the time. I learned that the hard way

kmanrox 12-30-2003 03:03 PM

a couple of hours ago i got jacked by a cop for a $5 bribe for not wearing my seatbelt...
hhaaha stupid third world mother fuckers.....

pamphage 12-30-2003 03:59 PM

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Kris 12-30-2003 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Danny_C
Cops don't even seem to give a shit about speeding in Dallas. I never see people pulled over, unless they're out of the car being searched, or being put in the backseat of the patrol car... and those obviously aren't just speeders.
this is so true... i got a speeding ticket thanksgiving weekend. the dallas cop told me to request a court date and it'd get dismissed b/c he wasn't about to waste his time in court :1orglaugh

Vitasoy 12-30-2003 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Peaches

I've heard Valentines are better than Cobra:
http://www.valentine1.com/


that's the one I use

MetaformX 12-30-2003 05:16 PM

valentine, simply the best. Only complaint I have about it is thats its big and bulky. I am hoping they will reduce the size on their next one?

american pervert 12-30-2003 07:34 PM

http://www.speedtrap.com/


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