Women, this is why we don't take you shopping
 

My wife and I went out to do a little shopping today. There was ONE thing we needed, a $10 bag of ferret litter. So we go to the pet store, and we end up with $100 in cat toys, ferret treats, and a $50 cat carrier.

Then she had a $50 gift card for Target from her sister that she got for Christmas so we go there. $200 in clothes, cds, and crap out of my pocket because she had a gift card for $50.

Then I went to get my hair cut, and while I was in there, she spent $50 in the strip mall.

The dinner at a Mexican place for $30.

So a $10 bag of ferret litter costs me almost $400. And women wonder why we don't like to shop.

:helpme I'm like that too

Kill the ferret.

Yeah, your name makes that pretty clear :1orglaugh

Ask my husband about the $500 gallon of milk! :1orglaugh

No, she's my baby girl.

Ohh, kill the wife then...

I love how every week we go to the grocery store and she says we've got a freezer and a pantry full of food so we just need bread, milk, and eggs or whatever...and we still somehow spend $150.

you need to grow a pimp hand

I can live with that.

My husband must feel a HUGE sense of deja vu right about now.

Yes, kill the wife. You are too far gone, there is no turning back. This is your only option.:(

Of course, I'm the one who makes the money around here, so it's not QUITE so bad.

You're a sugar momma? I need to get me one of those.

haha :1orglaugh

I've had days like that, it never ends.

Happy marriage? :glugglug

:1orglaugh

Me too, good job work in the porn biz...

ohhh time to go to the GUKKI shop!

:helpme :helpme :helpme

WTF is gukki?

Ah, I went out for 2 bottles of Pepsi and a bottle of Rum and came back with a Christmas Tree, ornaments, lights, the chocolate things you hang on it and a stand...and I completely forgot the run and the Pepsi

I think it's like Sany, Awia, Nyke and such :)

Cat Toys...$100
CatCarrier...$50
Clothes n Crap...$200
Strip Mall...$50
Mexican Food...$30

Keeping your wife happy enough that she will fuck you....PRICELESS.


:glugglug

no shit, everytime i goto the grocery store i spend like 70 bucks max. When i go with the woman we never go under $200

hope you got laid or something...

There is something to be said for monogamy. Imagine if you were Arab with 14 wives. Oh boy! That would get expensive!



Hmm... although, you'd have $7 trillion so you could afford all of them.

I'm gonna get laid? I really don't think she's gonna stop playing Sim Zoo or whatever girly game she's in the other room playing long enough to pleasure me. :mad:

WHOEHAHAHA :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

this shit is hilarious!! haha...

i really dislike women that spend their time playing videogames... in general i dislike women that spend their time doing useless stuff...

You need to learn the backhand

Greenspan has to thank women cos they take up the economy :1orglaugh

No way man, ferrets are cool

...i don't think that you guys can live without women around, lol!:1orglaugh

If you'd learn to accept the fact that ferret litter costs 400 bucks instead of 10, you'd be a much happier man ;)

GUKKI hahah
that made my day :1orglaugh

yeah, my bf too :1orglaugh

Yes, I agree! :thumbsup This is where the problem lies! :1orglaugh

jDoG

that's what women live for to shop till you drop:glugglug

lmfao!! sounds like you had fun tho :thumbsup

Ya know, every month I have to clean out the pantry, because half our pantry is stuffed with expired products.

Why do women buy things that they end up not using?

your wife went to the 'strip mall' ???

1. where is it??
2. did she get naked?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh My ex-girlfriend is addicted to any Sims game. Sim zoo, The sims, whatever the fuck that involves the Sims. I dispise the Sims. It will eventually compete with your sex life. :mad:

400 dollars should equal 20 lapdances or 8 bjs or 4 fucks, thats why marriage doesnt work

Werd.


What truth you speak

He's such a damn liar. I was only going to spend the $50 at target and was going to buy him clothing items with it but then we walked over to the electronics section and two xbox games magically appeared in the cart, then a cd, so then I had to have a cd because he got one haha. I personally got $45 worth of merchandise at Target, soooooooooo do the math. I bought xmas stuff at the strip mall that was half off (xmas cards, wrapping paper, etc). His ferret litter is like $10 and the ferretone is $15, we needed a new cat carrier so I got one. As far as the grocery store, we spend $75-$100 a week, depending on what we need. Most of what is bought is for him. We really need to buy a 2nd fridge for all the damn drinks he buys! He just loves to bitch and blame everything on me. Even if I'm not around it's my fault.

I can't count the number of times that my gf says "we/you should get that" when we go out.

The only thing I said was "let's go look at jeans for you" because he was just bitching about his jeans with holes in them. The rest is always his doing. "Simpson's road rage is on sale for $15, oh look, so is Spiderman" that's what he was saying. I usually buy what we need and he usually buys what we want.

So it was all his fault........typical.







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Nah, we are both at fault, but according to him he's never at fault. I would be happy with going to the zoo, park, or just walking around downtown. He hates the cold and rain so we only go outside from spring til early fall.

funny, my husband does that to me when we go shopping. I almost HATE to take him. shopping always costs me 3 times more than i planned

I do the same thing. I'm really bad. Especially with food.