The new and improved Anna Nicole Smith....
 

Anyone see the new trimspa commercial with anna? she is looking better... but man that commercial is sooo fucking stupid.

Fuck that shit, man. She looks better with more meat on her bones...

:2 cents:

I think she is lovely either way, as long as she keeps her mouth shut. I can't stand to hear her talk, but she's hot. :thumbsup

any pics ?

I think she may have a mild case of downs syndrome.

No... just saw the commercial a couple of days ago... ever see her in playboy? she is almost back to that.

Hasnt she always looked the same, i meen, she isnt fat is she?

Or so she says

Good for her! She looks gorgeous. I think she was humiliated so much for being over weight. She was busting out in the Kiss/Lane bryant fashion show but the consensus in our house is she's doable at any weight.

Where's that banana that says "I'd hit it"?

What... you're kidding right? You mean you have never seen her fat? What planet you living on? :1orglaugh

She couldn't have been... she had that show on E and she seemed very comfortable with her weight... hell she still had a pretty face.

ANyone got any new pics of her now?

They were mean to her on Howard Stern. I think that's how she hooked up with Trimspa. I dont' listen anymore but I think one of those guys is a Trimspa rep.

I remember seeing something where people made her cry talking about her fat. That's sad. Even if you are comfortable with your body, it still has to feel bad when people call in and trash you.

I hope things go well for her. :)

Crazy Cabbie (a regular on Stern) was a Trimspa success story and became a commercial man for them. So what if they made her feel bad about being a big fat pig. Maybe they opened her pill popping eyes and added a few years onto her life.

Burtman

I remember that show... it was mean... funny... but mean.... but then wht did she expect... after all... it is howard stern...

what I say next I do not mean in a hurtful way: Ever since I saw a couple episodes of her show I have really come to understand just how much makeup can do for someone. In one episode she started out without any make up on and she was nice but average looking..at night she has some party to go to and had the whole makeup thing done complete with fake eyelashes and she was stunning and looked like a different woman.

Made me want to see what her makeup artists could do for me.

Yea, women are the biggest liars on the face of the earth... you go to a bar... see a pretty woman.. take her home and what you wake up with the next day is a totally different person without make-up...

3 words

washed up HO

or maybe men are just stupid for actually thinking that more than half a percent of women on this planet actually look like the women in magazines.

where the pics! :warning

From the trimspa website:
WARNING: Taking this product without adequate fluid may cause it to swell and block your throat or esophagus and may cause choking.

nice

LOL.... good point...

Personally, i look for women that wear little to no make-up... if I want to see a clown. I will go to the circus. Women need to let their natural beauty stand out... not some fake enhanced version of themselves. :2 cents:

Sorry, know this will piss some women off.... but face it.. why do you need to make your face into something that it is not to attract a man? or for what ever reason? With men... what you see is what you get... no misleading make up (ok... some gay guys wear make up bu they are like women anyway so they don't count... sorry, no offense meant.)

:2 cents:

Some guys wear bronzers, toupees, fake muscle padding, girdles, etc. Not all guys are so natural, either. :winkwink:

I rarely wear makeup. I do color my hair and wear perfurme, but rarely makeup.

none taken, I don't wear make-up unless I'm at work or going out partying...I like the natural look but tell me when was the last time u and ur friends went to a bar and u guys all said "wow look at that natural looking girl!"

it's the same as when I choose to wear more fitted or revealing clothing as opposed to just jeans and a t-shirt...guys don't notice the "normal" girls...

that bitch = :throwup

bingo ! How many times have you seen a thread where someone posts a woman without makeup - who you know with makeup wouldn't be that bad - and what follows is enough insults to fill a book. Then, we hear that they hate women in makeup.

The secret is to be so good at applying makeup so that it looks natural but more polished. Buy good makeup like MAC, none of that drug store cheap junk crap, and learn to apply a pro, use brushes from MAC, etc. Guys always claim they like a "natural" look, but when you know how to apply it they don't even know you have it on.

A woman with perfectly applied makeup will always look better than one without. I don't wear a ton of foundation just a tad as a base to set the rest of my makeup, just curl my eyelashes, do a smokey eye, mascara, mac lip gloss over nude lipstick, blush , and fill in brows with mac eye shadow. You can use a little maleup to give you that luminescent "j-lo glow" like apply pearly shadow in the inside corner of ur eyes and highlight your cheeks with golden bronzer.... etc... still and look natural
Guys don't know what the hell they are talking about, trust me.

I think she is hotter now!

I also saw her commercial for trimspa. So I wanted to read about this stuff. I googled it up and the first link was to this site. http://www.trimspa-side-effects.com/ So I kept reading on the main page and read about the side effect of this stuff. It kind of freeked me out.

I dont know about you. I would take a second look at that stuff before I took it.

You know, I say that about soooo many people I meet. It's incredible.

Anal who ?

<b>ann nicole smith gets 450 million for giving old bastard one year of pussy</b>
http://www.8bm.com/diatribes/volume0...annanicole.jpg


"Riot Fuel" by Eightheadz, creator of 8BM.com
Ann Nicole Smith apparently has a 450 million dollar pussy. You say that is impossible? You say no woman has a 450 million dollar pussy? I would tend to agree with you. I don?t think there is a woman on this earth that has a $20 pussy but who am I to say? I have never been the type that has been drunk enough to pay for it. However, maybe in the end we all do anyway.

A federal bankruptcy judge thought Ann had a 450 million dollar pussy and awarded former Playboy Playmate of the Year Anna Nicole Smith $449.7 million this week in her claim to the estate of her late billionaire husband, Texas oilman J. Howard Marshall whom she was married to for only one year. This busty, blonde (allegedly) cocaine abusing bombshell was working as a stripper at a topless bar in Houston when she met Marshall. She was 26 and he was 89. He died the following year at age 90, leaving behind a fortune estimated at as much as $1.6 billion. She wanted half of it. She got 450 million.
The old man?s wealth consisted mostly of his ownership of 16 percent of the outstanding shares of Koch Industries Inc., an oil company that is the nation?s second largest privately held corporation.
The stock was worth an estimated $1.6 billion at the time of his death. During their marriage, its value rose by $449.7 million, so that is how much she got.

Essentially, Marshall will go down in history as the man who bought the most expensive lap dance in recorded history. I know we can say and do some stupid things while in erection mode but I doubt if you add all of the dumb girls and any of us have fucked that have cost us anything near what this dude got hit for. If you add everything from child support to loss wages from calling in a sick day at work, all together doesn?t come close to what this dude paid out for 12 months of trim. Pussy that I doubt his old ass could even fully appreciate.

Damn, I have to hand it to Ann she is one lucky woman. All she had to do is put up with raisin nuts for 12 months and she is looking at being a millionaire 450 times over. Now Anna can buy all the cocaine that she can snort without a care in the world.

Now the millions may not buy her happiness but it does mean that she will never have to embarrass herself on the Howard Stern show again. Anna can get back to getting naked and doing whatever she does on film that she calls acting.
I know his surviving son must be pissed. Not that he is hurting one bit himself for cash but just the thought that your father was such a fucking loser that he basically bought a 449 million dollar lap dance and basically that is all he will be known for (at least if 8BM.com can help it) for the rest of recorded history. You know he wasn?t fucking at Anna at 89 years old. Hell, then again maybe he was. He only lived another year after he met her. Un-fucking-believable. I guess you know what this means?new deluxe mobile homes for all of Anna?s friends!

what i want do know is if they have an affiliate program

this thread sucks without pictures :321GFY

Ephedra gave my ex mother in law a stroke. 45 years old.

She uses a walker now. :(


Puss is sort of like a 'treasure'. It's only as valuable as the amount someone will pay for it.

Who cares how Anna Nicole looks. She could be the hottest chick in the world but if I spent more than 5 minutes listening to that whiney bitch I would need some serious medication just to deal with it.

Agreed,

After watching about 5 minutes of her show, I'm convinced that she is either a complete lunatic or an amazing actor.

She'll just go on another food-bender and turn into a disgustingly obese creature again. The pattern shall repeat, and she'll always return to her "true self."

Unless I am reading wrong it says on that site that Trimspa is ephedra free.

I know ephedra isn't sold in Canada anymore. I am surprised you can get it in the states.

she still sounds as though she is always on quaaludes

I don't know if it used to. It was in lots of diet aids.
That's what happened to my mother inlaw. doubled up with sudafed. This was several years ago. I know they just demanded it be removed from the market. 45 is too young for a stroke.

I caught it..and totally did not recognize her! WTF? She get hooked on speed or something. I wasn't paying attention to the commercial really but I heard something about "Anna Nicole Smith"..so I said.."No way that's her." and ran the tivo back.

GEEZ! Miracles do happen. The world's biggest butt disappeared!
And I don't think David Copperfield had anything to do with it this time.

Cocksucking will do it to you everytime!