Do you pee standing up or sitting down?
 

Yesterday, I caught my male roommate sitting down while peeing. At first I thought he was taking a shyt, cuz sometimes he leaves the door wide open when he thinks no one is home. I told him close the door if your taking a shyt, but he said he was peeing. LOL....I asked him umm shouldn't you be standing up for that....he said he was too tired to stand up. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

is he gay???:1orglaugh

No, but he sho was tired! :1orglaugh

Maybe his aim isn't too good :1orglaugh

If I were to stand up it would go all over my legs!

I stand on the seat and piss :Graucho

why do you type ghetto?

I do both. Mostly in the morning, when i'm 10 seconds out of bed i sit down, just to relax, and let it flow.

During the day i always stand up, because it would cost me too much time to sit down :)

If I'm very stoned/drunk I sit. I mostly puke against the door while sitting on the toilet. Feels so good...

standing unless drunk...then i give into the urge to sit

I never sit on the toilet seat -- that's where I pee.

Its hard to sit on a urinal.

Depends on how drunk I am and yes in the morning sometimes. Does that make me gay?

Sometimes I wonder why I even bother clicking on those threads.. :Oh crap

I am sitting every time while peeing. I think its more hygienic.

same as me coool :thumbsup

why do you live with another guy

I never have done that. I always stand when I pee. :winkwink:

I've never sat down.. drunk or not, I have total control.

Yea usually when I'm right outta bed, I sit down, cuz I'm still to fucking tired to aim! :1orglaugh

jDoG

remind me never to take a shit at your house

I always sit. I'm a rebel, though.

I do both as well. I sit sometimes in the morning or when ever cause iy's relaxing and if i'm in a hurry stand!

im standing always because im not gay :thumbsup

I think we now know what guys are lazy now. The guys that sit and pee are probably the same ones that read a newpaper or magazine in the bathroom. I just want to get the crap out of me and go back to what I was doing. Don't understand why people want to sit on the toilet reading something.

usually standing up

with exceptions:

#1: it's in the middle of the night, and i don't want to turn the light on

#2: when i've had a little too much to drink and feeling just a little bit sick

ryan