Does Luke Ford continuously masturbate?
 

Does Luke Ford read all industry news and gossip pages to stimulate himself?

I have been pondering this theory for a while now and believe the reason why he can quote any forum, any newsgroup or any website info page is his due to his constant need to feed his porn filled brain with sleazy gossip.

My personal bets on Lukes favourite site would have to be Sleazy Dream where the text is acompanied by a series of pictures, however this is unquotable in his gossip column.

How he must drool over www.bigdoggie.net, the arousal that rec.arts.movies.erotica must fire up or just contemplating a visit to www.avn.com

The History of X is a mere smoke screen to his real incentive in life....continuous masturbation over sleazy gossip!