Does anyone else get holes in the crotch of their blue jeans?
 

Every pair of jeans I own ends up with a big hole in the crotch where my balls are. You can't see it unless sit down and spread my legs but I still throw em out.

Anyone else have this problem?

stop wearing your pants like a nerd and get some lose jeans

I wear baggy carpenter pants, at least 1 size too big.