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I didn't realize we were so close on our parody ad.... no offense TCG!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, right?

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all in fun...

Steve Lightspeed

Hehehe... only difference is TCG is actually giving away a Ferrari :)
WG

Oops.

Send me the same number of joins that it would take to win theirs -- and I'll buy one for you myself! (after i clear it with the lawyers, that is)

Steve Lightspeed

One is a convertable the other is not?

I only need 333,333 joins. At that rate I would have made nearly $13,333,333.00 as well. Goddam that's a lot of joins!

WG

If a sponsor buys someone a Ferrari, that affilate is one lucky bastard, and they found 1 kickass sponsor!

That affiliate also likely made a shitload of joins :)
WG

Ok, I'll buy ya one for that.... damn! Thats more joins that we do in a whole wekend! (where's the smiley for wink wink)

It's all fun and games until ACACIA steps in....

:1orglaugh

:evil-laug

Just imagine what you will make if you run your own sites :) You are even able to buy a plan to go with you Ferrari

somebody post his TCG reward points bar ;)

Hell, if you can send enough joins to buy your own Ferrari why are you sending joins to someone else's program anyway?

btw... i hope TCG re-does its whole reward system in Version III
right now it is a little shabby, i have to admit although i love their program


you need to send 2400 joins / earn $84000 on the $35 program to get the "X-Box Gaming Kit":
"Get ready to get your game on! This deluxe X-Box set comes
with an X-Box, 4 Games and some extra goodies!
Have some fun gaming for only 1,600 Gold Bar Points."

you know what i mean :winkwink:


this shows how big this program really is

If you're dumb enough to promote a sponsor because they're giving away a Ferrari then you'll never be smart enough to make any joins to win it, and if you make enough joins to win a Ferrari then you should probably have 3 or 4 of your own already.

The moral of the story is if you think giving away a Ferrari or anything big is a great enough deal that that is the reason promote a sponsor then you're a dumbass and I'll sell you my plan to get rich by placing classified ads in your local paper.

:glugglug

Actually it shows how dumb most webmasters are, not how big a program is. You just sent 2400 joins to get a $500 freebie well that's an extra 20 cents a join basically. Look out, you've hit the big time now. Give me an extra $1 a join and I'll buy my own shit.

:1orglaugh

well if you honestly look at it you will notice that it shows how big they are

if they would adjust the system to the one ars for example has they would be giving away ferraris every week

however i am 110% sure nobody promotes TCG because of the rewards

i promote them because their shit converts my traffic
this month (which was a bad one for me) i got 38 cents a click i sent to them

well said.

:thumbsup :thumbsup

Can I really get rich by placing classifieds in the local papers? Please show me how.

You have to admit that the ARS and Cecash system is pretty damn cool.

yeah of course
i said above:
"i hope TCG re-does its whole reward system in Version III
right now it is a little shabby"

but you know
i dont promote it because of the rewards
i do because they convert for me

but again
i agree hehe :winkwink:

Just 5 simple steps I can show you, yes that right you. How you can start raking in the cash by placing simple classified ads in your local paper, sometimes even for free. Yes that's right for free! My simple plan is available for a limited time only limited in that if you don't have money it's not available. Buy right now for just 2 installments of $29.95 and I'll throw in the free cheese grater fax machine.

:glugglug

i sale cheap tcg , cecash , ars vault points

All of you must own a Don Lapre or Carlton Sheets video somewhere-

Reading how stupid some people are makes me rethink whether I should have an affiliate program....

Except with my program, when you send me a million dollars worth of traiffc I'll send you to a plastic surgeon for a complete makeover valued at $20,000

That way no one can recognize you when they try to laugh in your face later-

:-))

just my :2 cents:

What's up KGizzle, can I get a new Nissan for 200,000 joins?

I'd send you a Ford Focus Digipimp

:-))

hahaha

Hell yeah, throw in a satellite radio and I'm in there!

those are too expensive!

Some of these giveaways are CRAZY! Does not matter you have to send like 1 billion signups - still the fact that it is there, waiting for you.... wow, that makes even me want to work!

Yeah ! That's because this Ferrari is SO hot :D

:glugglug

hehe, aint that the truth

The others may give away bonus points and prizes for sending signups, but WE GIVE YOU MORE FUCKING MONEY!

This year we gave our affiliates enough extra money to buy the things they wanted! Affiliates who sent 500 joins earned 100% of the signups and rebills for LIFE that they sent in the 30 days after reaching the 500 mark! In October we gave the top affiliate for each of our sites a $1000 bonus (we had 24 sites at the time plus one random webmaster won $1000! $25k total was up for grabs!).

These were just a few of the ways we thanked affiliates in 2003. Wait till you see what we have planned for 2004! :thumbsup

:Graucho

Hey WiredGuy want a new friend?

I'm doing SEO but it's not going well, I need some advise.

Let's have a drink...?

I'll be going to Internext on the 4th.
ICQ: 137435118
Will also be goin' to CES show.

dude... it's waiting there for you whether or not they have a rewards program.

if you can send that many joins you should have your own program

Plus you guys brought a bunch of us down to Phoniex for an amazing weekend! :Graucho

:winkwink:

... hmmm, I guess you've given away too much in 2003, you may have to adjust that shaveometer again for 2004 ...

Hey, Now youre talking, a free cheese grater fax machine??
Where do I send my money ??:Graucho