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B Sandwich 12-27-2003 12:10 PM

ok fat fucks... christmas is over!
 
we will help you with your new years resolution...

wanna lose weight?

wanna gain mass?

wanna get cut?

wanna get SWOLE?

we can help!

SwoleBoard

Lane 12-27-2003 12:12 PM

i wanna enlarge my penis

can you help?

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
i wanna enlarge my penis

can you help?

yeah just jelq until you are 9 inches but don't get any bigger cuz most chicks arent that deep

axelcat 12-27-2003 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B Sandwich
we will help you with your new years resolution...

wanna lose weight?

wanna gain mass?

wanna get cut?

wanna get SWOLE?

we can help!

SwoleBoard

I want to get fat can you help

liquidmoe 12-27-2003 12:14 PM

flattery will get you everywhere, havent been called a fat fuck in ages, thank you, im teary eyed now. :glugglug

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by axelcat


I want to get fat can you help

ok, sure whatever you need I guess

EZRhino 12-27-2003 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
i wanna enlarge my penis

can you help?

:1orglaugh

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquidmoe
flattery will get you everywhere, havent been called a fat fuck in ages, thank you, im teary eyed now. :glugglug
hey, its just motivation

Ross 12-27-2003 12:21 PM

I'm not fat but I do feel fat right now. Damn I sound like a chick.....

liquidmoe 12-27-2003 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
I'm not fat but I do feel fat right now. Damn I sound like a chick.....
It's your fat ass that makes your jeans look small. :thumbsup

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 12:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ross
I'm not fat but I do feel fat right now. Damn I sound like a chick.....
don't feel bad, I'm sure we all do... I ate way too much and drank like a fish over the last two weeks... time to get serious

gornyhuy 12-27-2003 12:33 PM

Nice board!

Too bad my problem is READING TOO MANY FUCKING BOARDS.
Its like going to a acupuncturist to heal your many tiny needle wounds. :1orglaugh

I just need to get off my fat ass and out of the house.

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquidmoe
It's your fat ass that makes your jeans look small. :thumbsup
lol :Graucho

Sarah_Jayne 12-27-2003 12:44 PM

I feel a serious post-vegas health kick surfacing.

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Nice board!

Too bad my problem is READING TOO MANY FUCKING BOARDS.
Its like going to a acupuncturist to heal your many tiny needle wounds. :1orglaugh

I just need to get off my fat ass and out of the house.

check out swoleboard just once per day. I think it will make a big difference

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
I feel a serious post-vegas health kick surfacing.
get a head start!

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 01:11 PM

&

Brad Xtremepay 12-27-2003 01:13 PM

Yay, I am a fat fuck! :1orglaugh

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brad Xtremepay
Yay, I am a fat fuck! :1orglaugh
we can help! come check us out

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy
Nice board!


thanks!

fuzebox 12-27-2003 02:15 PM

In fact I was going to go for a nice long run today and now it's snowing/freezing raining :mad:

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuzebox
In fact I was going to go for a nice long run today and now it's snowing/freezing raining :mad:
have you ever tried high intensity interval training for cardio?

explained @ swoleboard

fuzebox 12-27-2003 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B Sandwich


have you ever tried high intensity interval training for cardio?

explained @ swoleboard

Nice site :thumbsup

As for cardio, the training is secondary, I just enjoy running :)

Zebra 12-27-2003 02:48 PM

Just got back from 2 hours at the gym. Lost 17 lbs in the last 5 weeks. Feels good :thumbsup
Get off your ass and do it ever day. You owe it to yourself.

Huggles 12-27-2003 04:15 PM

I'm a Christmas fatty :(

Rictor 12-27-2003 04:24 PM

I'm prefer the term "jolly".

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuzebox


Nice site :thumbsup

As for cardio, the training is secondary, I just enjoy running :)

do you like running for fat loss or do you just like to run for the hell of it?

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
I'm a Christmas fatty :(
thanks for joining up! please hit me up with any suggestions or comments

TheJimmy 12-27-2003 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by liquidmoe
flattery will get you everywhere, havent been called a fat fuck in ages, thank you, im teary eyed now. :glugglug

yeh, chicks DIG the girth...


:thumbsup

timboss 12-27-2003 04:41 PM

sure

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor
I'm prefer the term "jolly".
too bad the girls don't :1orglaugh

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy



yeh, chicks DIG the girth...


:thumbsup

heard that!

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy



yeh, chicks DIG the girth...


:thumbsup

but do they dig the length?

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 07:57 PM

last bump of the day

The Truth Hurts 12-27-2003 08:00 PM

what the fuck is a Swole?

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
what the fuck is a Swole?
when someone is "swole", they look like



http://digilander.libero.it/louferrign/fer3.jpg

minus his tiny package, that is definately not swole

NoAngel 12-27-2003 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B Sandwich


when someone is "swole", they look like



http://digilander.libero.it/louferrign/fer3.jpg

minus his tiny package, that is definately not swole

Muahahahahahahah :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh - sorry, but that was one ....

fuzebox 12-27-2003 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B Sandwich


do you like running for fat loss or do you just like to run for the hell of it?

Well a bit of both, but to be honest I was done losing fat a long time ago... I do light lifting 3 days a week and run 3 days a week, works for me :)

Pad 12-27-2003 08:36 PM

You ASSHOLE!

Christmas is NEVER over, You're lying and you're wrong!

Santa is REAL :thumbsup

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pad
You ASSHOLE!

Christmas is NEVER over, You're lying and you're wrong!

Santa is REAL :thumbsup

damn, and to think I voted "no" to ban underage gfy'ers

B Sandwich 12-27-2003 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
I feel a serious post-vegas health kick surfacing.
I agree

galleryseek 12-27-2003 11:57 PM

swole is a great board ;)

steve90 12-28-2003 12:27 AM

i want to get penis reduction pills

B Sandwich 12-28-2003 01:37 AM

yo yo yo


i am motherfuckin shitfaced

but listen.. I am still motherfucking dedicated to helping each and every one of you out. come join. we love you

B Sandwich 12-28-2003 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fuzebox


Well a bit of both, but to be honest I was done losing fat a long time ago... I do light lifting 3 days a week and run 3 days a week, works for me :)

so what bodyfat % are you at?

Sarah_Jayne 12-28-2003 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by B Sandwich


get a head start!

one of the good things about the huge meals on Christmas and Boxing Day is that for the next week I don't feel like eating anything but lettuce. Used up two heads of iceberg since the 26th between the two of us. Body craves veggies.

B Sandwich 01-01-2004 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by galleryseek
swole is a great board ;)
good post!

Darren 01-01-2004 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
i wanna enlarge my penis

can you help?


i can!

B Sandwich 02-19-2004 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Darren



i can!

come check us out


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