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J$tyle$ 12-26-2003 07:34 PM

AlienQ is a CRAZY FUCKER!!!
 
I was in a bind and on a deadline ... he did some work for me which I was quite happy about (http://heretic.biz/contentblowout) and I thanked him on another thread!

As you can see he went CRAZY!

LOL

If you need some design work ... hit him up before he changes his mind or gets booked solid!!!

ICQ # 78943384

Quote:

Originally posted by AlienQ
Thanks Jay:)

Always glad to help ya out!

Nutty Kid? Me? 33 Years old and been designing since 95-96!
Awright I will take nutty!
How Nutty?

I am lookin for more business and decided to lower my rates for a while! Adjusted prices for design work is going to be 35% reduced from the rates that appear on Heretic.biz site starting now till January 1st.

So for ya readers out there get me while I am on the cheap and see how my work is built to earn!

35% OFF TILL JANUARY!
NO Fuck That...

Make it 50% OFF RIGHT NOW!
Until I book myself out for the rest of the month!
Message me now and slide in the schedual before it fills up!


AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-26-2003 08:11 PM

I am underbidding the fucking Russian designers right now for gods sakes, I must have fucken lost it...

Or I just suck!
Or GFY has lost its mind also.

Look...

50% off 3 Page Scrolling tour - Comes to merely $500.00.
A Banner comes to $15.00...

NO minimum orders.
Infact...
Just get me on ICQ if ya need somthing done tonight , I will bust the shit out on the fly.

Seriously never sold myself so cheap, but I wanna meet some new peeps and get some new contacts.

Got 1 day taken care of already and 3 days open remaining to be filled.

Thanks Jay for Popping me in 2 threads!

greentea 12-26-2003 08:40 PM

AlienQ just gained another customer

smokeshop in full affect :)

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-26-2003 09:27 PM

Thanks GreenTea:)

Hope ya like the FREE banner I just gave you:)
(Check ICQ)

Looks like a great Project!

Readers
Still got time Open for the remainder of January!

I am goin cheap...
Come rape me folks...
I got 2 Opennings left for January! Come and Play!

Richard The Stalker 12-26-2003 09:33 PM

Lemme guess

being this is the second shilling and all

alienq bartered the work for your board whoring skills

:Graucho

brand0n 12-26-2003 09:45 PM

can we see your work?

RRRED 12-26-2003 09:52 PM

Do you do good flash?

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-26-2003 10:12 PM

Rredd Did you click the link for J$tyles banner's?
The work aint bad its decent I think.

In all honesty I can emulate anyone and you would never know the difference. I do not copy people but if you got a style in mind I am an "Doppleganger".

Richard - Stlyes paid a good price, he was pretty excited about what he saw and I worked with em to get exactly what he wanted.
Them guys he got at DesignBlowout are some bad ass designers unfortunatly for me as I am an independent designer I am glad to have impressed em I am sure it will result in more business!

Fingers crossed and I am doing 50% off my normal rates starting tonight till January first!

I wanna meet more people!
I wanna get more contacts!

Seriously I am on a loop tonight and have already made a couple free graphics for folks just to touch base on the prospect of a work order in the future!

Hit it!

TheGoldenChild 12-26-2003 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
Do you do good flash?
RRRED, babygirl!

It's Jonathan on KB's computer

:)

Alien did exactly what I asked for and got it to me almost 2 days before he said he would ... I asked for a few changes and he knocked them out quick fast in a hurry!

The middle one is my favorite, but I'm happy with all 3!

http://heretic.biz/contentblowout

Alien gets 2 :thumbsup :thumbsup

Verbal 12-26-2003 11:41 PM

Hmmm ... that's a 3-minute Swish job .. I hope you didn't pay too much.

RRRED 12-26-2003 11:45 PM

Hey Jonathan *smooch! Well we're gonna put your boy to the test. He's going to do the next Turd ad for us :) We just slapped together an idea and he's on it as we speak...

I can't wait!

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2003 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Verbal
Hmmm ... that's a 3-minute Swish job .. I hope you didn't pay too much.
Nice...
I can have you eating your own nuts before you realised it was a banner that you clicked on that requested info on your next meal.

Good to see people concerned with what I charge and I will tell you now...
Its enough to put you petty anon designers out of business.

flashfreak 12-27-2003 12:56 AM

honestly I'm not impressed... but if you have happy clients that's good.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE 12-27-2003 01:01 AM

Flashfreak-
Dude...
Turn off the fucking sound in your site...
Free advice... Seems I am doing everything free tonight.

I couldnt even stand to keep the browser open to see it...
What kind of porn surfing moron or webmaster for that matter wants sound on a website...

Thats buggin bro...

Next...

J$tyle$ 12-27-2003 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Verbal
Hmmm ... that's a 3-minute Swish job .. I hope you didn't pay too much.
Why come onto a thread and basically insult another designer when I'm happy with the work he did for me?

Makes you look petty, dude! A designer hating on another just to get his name out there :(

But ya know what?

Business is business, and I'm always looking for a deal!

You have the basic idea for what I want, right?

Hit me up on ICQ and I'll place an order for 3 banners.

But only if you use swish and I can time you to make sure it takes you only 3 minutes

LOL

:winkwink:

J$tyle$ 12-27-2003 03:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RRRED
Hey Jonathan *smooch! Well we're gonna put your boy to the test. He's going to do the next Turd ad for us :) We just slapped together an idea and he's on it as we speak...

I can't wait!

Nice :)

I want to see ... can I get a sneak peak preview??

Deepsy1 12-27-2003 04:21 AM

yes AlienQ sounds like a good person


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