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Got any good ones? Here's some of my favorites:

Christian Scientist (self explanatory...I hope)

hard water (isn't water liquid?)

Congressional ethics (heh)

Political ethics (HA!)

graphic language (Mmmkay...)

butt head (Uncle Buddy?)

sweet tart (self-explanatory)

bittersweet (self explanatory)

hot chili (think about this a second)

hot water heater (shouldn't that be cold water heater?)

ice water (isn't ice just frozen water?)

internet security (One word: MAC)

invisible ink (mmkay)

military intelligence (Heh)

job security (!!!)

least favorite (ahem)

legally drunk (What's the problem, officer? I'm LEGALLY drunk!)

light heavyweight (erf.)

black light (if it's black....)

liquid crystal (Lava?)

live recording (*snicker*)

black gold (how can it be gold if it's black?)

living dead (now waitaminute...)

melted ice (water?)

Microsoft Works (HA!)