A waitress taught me this trick today.
 

At lunch this afternoon, a waitress showed me a trick I never knew before.

You know when you get a brand new bottle of ketchup and you tap it upside down and the ketchup doesn't budge, and you keep tapping it and still nothing happens?

OK the secret is not to tap it on the base. What you do is tap the spot where the numbers 57 are raised on the lower neck of the bottle. (On Heinz 57 Ketchup) Its a pressure point built into the bottle design and the minute you tap it, the ketchup comes flowing right out.

I know its stupid, but I'm surprised I never knew that one.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

didn't know that. will try it

I learned that like in kindergarden

I just got frustrated an used a knife to start it, as who wants mess of the splats..

The second I learned that I became some kind of missionary, spreading the word to all who would listen... :1orglaugh Its really the coolest trick.

The other bar trick I love is balancing glass salt shakers on one edge. My dad taught me that one when I was about 5... :thumbsup

wow :eek7 I never knew!

Another trick is to go to less fancy resturaunts -- the ones who use the squeeze bottles :thumbsup

I used that trick on first date with my wife she was impressed. Of course, it was a squeeze bottle.

Learned that years ago.

I always thought the raised numbers were for forehead decoration imprints when you bust them over some asshole's head.

cool trick, gonna have to try it out sometime

learned it a while ago but yes good tactics

wern't you engaged then?

I know a guy that brings his own squeeze bottles of ketchup to restaurants!!

welcome to 2 yrs ago.......i watch The Food Network:Graucho

Should have told me that a week ago before I messed up my clothes at Denny's!

what did you eat?

i stopped using ketchup for my fries when i discovered ranch

Cool, will have to try that :)
WG

knew that

With fat free french dressing.....

Long story....

lol nice
will have to try that out
not sure if i got it 100%
maybe wanna make a picture show on "How to...."
:winkwink:

-*- Bartenders have this trick , that they use if they have a talkative drunk at the bar. * or anyone annoying. They squirt some visine ( red-eye junk ) in your drink. It makes you have to shit like crazy.

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lol

hit here 57 times

going to buy a new bottle today to try it out

DAMN!! Now this is a trick I can use. Fuck the ketchup one. I just them little packets. Easier then the bottle. hehehe

But yeah.. never knew abou this one.. will have to do it next time wanna get rid of some chick busting my chops or if wanna hit on a chick and she got a man. It'll pass the time and if nothign happens out of it. Least will be able to laff at the guy tryign to keep it all in and not run to bathroom.

Can you do any serious damage to anyone with that trick? Its a good one to know for sure if all it does it make them shit wildly, just wouldn't want to damage someone's intestines.

I learnt a cool trick at the rest area... put toilet paper on the seat, then you wont have to be paranoid about getting germs on your ass, when you take a shit!

Thats Ketchup's manufacturers' secret to make you spill as much ketchup as you can, so that you have to go back to the store and get more sooner.

Most people I know use visine for their eyes after smoking weed, but this is something I'll have to try on someone :Graucho

My favorite bar trick..

When they put that stupid cardboard coaster down and then your drink on top, have you ever noticed that after the glass has had a few minutes to sweat, that the coaster sticks.. You get the cup up to your mouth and then see the coaster...


Sprinkle salt on the coaster then put the cup down. People will look at you funny, but the caoster will not stick.

ok, nice trick! I'll try it out next time :)

You should of learned that when you were 5 KRL. I never understood why people tap the bottom of a ketchup bottle. Doesn't make sense.