I have Santa help hostage........
 

And tied to my Menorah!

:glugglug I mutter like this sometimes also

that's ok, he wasn't going to come to my house anyway.. give him a fucking beating

Are you entertaining him with your dreidel?

Take him and the reindeer over to Greg's house so they can do something nice with that big dog meat.

He made it out of clay!

lol haha :D

I am massaging his prostate with it. Next, he is going to get circumcised.

I wouldn't eat the deer, probably infected with Madcow...

probably would have been funnier if it said "held hostage" instead of "help hostage." :Graucho

Seasoned Buffalowings

:1orglaugh

you bastard!


x-mas is that time of year when people of all religions come together to celebrate the birth of santa clause

Shit.. I just went and looked under the tree and I still do not see my gifts, now I understand why !

Where is my case of Silver Oak !

Brad you better not be drinking it or on New Years Eve I am going to stick a bottle rocket up your ass !!

Unless Serge does first : )

so how do i help hostage i dont get it

Is that the clause that is always in fine print?