When did you find out Santa Claus wasn't real?
 

I think I was in the third grade when one of my classmates spilled the beans, i still hate that fucker to this day:321GFY

Just now!

Thanks!

:mad:

I seen this banner that 3 elves cornholed poor Santa and forced him to suck their little cocks...Im still traumatized :(

Sorry :1orglaugh

About .................................................. .28 years ago

I never bought it really, my parents can't make belief very well.
WG

I find it quite erotic personally.

I was like 5 and it was at school

I was happily unaware until a friend at school told me when I was 12 (yes, I made it THAT long without anyone telling me!) I asked my grandmother because I knew she wouldn't lie to me if I asked her outright and she confirmed it. I still halfway believed until the Christmas when I was 13. I told my parents I didn't believe and then I prayed to Santa on Christmas Eve night and said, "Dear Santa.. if you are real, please leave me a small present on the back doorstep so I can know for sure." Sure as the world there was nothing on the step but some dirt. So either there is no Santa or I was REALLY bad that year! :1orglaugh

lol..........good one!

i ass fucked santas wife, then she gave my other buddy a BJ,
what a slut.

he's WHAT????