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funkmaster 12-23-2003 06:21 PM

ANNOUNCEMENT: To all you fucking smoking losers !!!
 
... I gave up smoking 36h ago ... I feel like shit, like real shit, cold turkey ... but I will not smoke again ... never!!

... it took me 15 years to get to this point, it's a fucking shame !!!

BV 12-23-2003 06:22 PM

more power to ya bro!

i'm right behind ya!

Krome 12-23-2003 06:22 PM

I gave up and lasted two days....good luck with New Years Pissed Out of Your Brain Eve.....

Spunky 12-23-2003 06:23 PM

I need to smoke :stoned

SR 12-23-2003 06:23 PM

:thumbsup
Good luck

Spunky 12-23-2003 06:24 PM

You'll be back ...they always do...*cough cough*

media 12-23-2003 06:24 PM

Thats a hypocritical statement funkmaster =)

Your always gonna be an addict.. Just an addict in recovery..

I smoke still.. Will be quitting after Internext..
Anyways.. good luck to ya man..

Media

Juicy D. Links 12-23-2003 06:26 PM

http://www.juicylinks.com/hotlink/images/smoke.jpg

funkmaster 12-23-2003 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Krome
I gave up and lasted two days....good luck with New Years Pissed Out of Your Brain Eve.....
I am dying for a smoke ... but I will resist .. smoking is for the weak, I've been weak for more than 15 years ... but that was yesterday !!!

funkmaster 12-23-2003 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
http://www.juicylinks.com/hotlink/images/smoke.jpg
LOLOLOLOL ... that's just what I needed, thanks !!!

Ice 12-23-2003 06:27 PM

Now where did I put my lighter?

Ic3m4nZ 12-23-2003 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
... I gave up smoking 36h ago ... I feel like shit, like real shit, cold turkey ... but I will not smoke again ... never!!

... it took me 15 years to get to this point, it's a fucking shame !!!

Hit the gym now and get your smoking ass in shape.

Centurion 12-23-2003 06:37 PM

Good luck bro! I used the inhaler to help me..but didn't usually use it unless I was going out somewhere..so basically did it cold turkey. First 3 days or so are the most challenging..and then believe it or not..it DOES get better!:thumbsup

Jedimaster 12-23-2003 06:39 PM

2 words

chemo sucks

i know from 1st hand experience

OsirisID 12-23-2003 06:41 PM

I don't have to quit because I never started.. I was never one of the weak minded fuckers that felt like they needed to fit in to be cool.. :1orglaugh

Ic3m4nZ 12-23-2003 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OsirisID
I don't have to quit because I never started.. I was never one of the weak minded fuckers that felt like they needed to fit in to be cool.. :1orglaugh
Me too

buddyjuf 12-23-2003 06:42 PM

well I know this aint much
but I hope it's an inspiration to you

I stopped cracking my fingers about 1 month ago
every time I saw someone cracking, I thoguht to myself, GOD DAMN thats a nasty sound, they are ruining their bones

if you keep telling yourself thats its BAD to smoke, that power will hopefully surpass the urge of smoking

my wishes are with you :thumbsup

funkmaster 12-23-2003 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion
First 3 days or so are the most challenging..and then believe it or not..it DOES get better!:thumbsup
... I fucking hope so, otherwise I will start smoking again ... my current state is weired, last night I fellt like I had popped some Es !!!

funkmaster 12-23-2003 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OsirisID
I don't have to quit because I never started.. I was never one of the weak minded fuckers that felt like they needed to fit in to be cool.. :1orglaugh
... you have my deepest respect and I really mean it. my girlfriend is the same, never ever had a drag in her life ... I love strong personalities !!!

AWW - Kevin 12-23-2003 07:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster


... you have my deepest respect and I really mean it. my girlfriend is the same, never ever had a drag in her life ... I love strong personalities !!!

good luck funkmaster !
don't ask me if i think you can do it
:glugglug

Juicy D. Links 12-23-2003 07:08 PM

I just lit up a cig

Sosa 12-23-2003 07:13 PM

good luck

doober 12-23-2003 07:21 PM

I personally loved smoking but it was gonna kill me of I continued and that a fact...id smoke for no reason and anytime was a good time to light uP!
I finally Quit Nov 17 2003 when BrentD decided he would try to quit and seemed pretty serious about it so i gave it a gO cause I had been thinking about it for awhile, I still have fucking cravings which are sometimes overwhelming!!!!
I even surived one week in mexico and I drank the whole week...thk god for weed hehe...
:stoned

Anyway good luck to you bro but be very strong if your serious...moments of weakness are always 2 seconds away and they suck when trying to nix that shit for good.

:2 cents:

sumphatpimp 12-23-2003 07:27 PM

you don't have to quit until your lungs look like this

http://www.lungusa.org/learn/art/dirty_lung2_hr.jpg

Brad Xtremepay 12-23-2003 07:27 PM

Oh. I thought you were calling out all of the "smoking losers" as in losers that are smoking.

I don't smoke cigarettes.

Theo 12-23-2003 07:27 PM

congrats :thumbsup
the first days are the harder from what i hear....hope you manage to completely quit. :thumbsup

funkmaster 12-23-2003 09:20 PM

37h ... and still going ... I feel like shit !

Fletch XXX 12-23-2003 09:23 PM

cigarettes suck man.

i was hooked on them for a few years.

fucking menthol hell.

i quit smoking em cold turkey 97 coughed up blackness for awhile, id be sleeping and just start hacking up coal.

no matter what, stick with it... dont fucking give in, youll hate yourself.

Word from someone who quit cigs: the craving almost will never go away, i still get them sometimes, but you HAVE to fight it off, and dont give in, its too easy to crawl right back into the arms of nicotine.

good luck.

Fletch XXX 12-23-2003 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
37h ... and still going ... I feel like shit !
waiot till you start to get your tastebuds back and your body starts getting rid of the black shit man... it will take awhile for the process to begin, but dont give in...

Centurion 12-23-2003 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
37h ... and still going ... I feel like shit !
Rather than counting the hours..IMMERSE yourself in some activity that keeps you involved dude. Talking about it ain't something you should be doing all that much. Get some snacks, something to drink, a movie, loud music, a blowjob..SOMETHING, that takes your mind off of what you're NOT doing.

Voice of experience on this one.

Lane 12-23-2003 09:26 PM

being a non-smoker is great, you'll be just fine :thumbsup

wtfent 12-23-2003 09:26 PM

Ive never understood smokers. Cigs make me fuckin sick. I love the good old grandoja though.

Fletch XXX 12-23-2003 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion


Rather than counting the hours..IMMERSE yourself in some activity that keeps you involved dude. Talking about it ain't something you should be doing all that much. Get some snacks, something to drink, a movie, loud music, a blowjob..SOMETHING, that takes your mind off of what you're NOT doing.

Voice of experience on this one.

really good advice here, except ONE THING.

DONT REPLACE CRAVINGS WITH FOOD.

you WILL GAIN WEIGHT, and FAST.

i gained 25 lbs when I quit smoking, had to lose it and did, but it was a bad experience and I didnt know, so I started eating a little more.

get some gum or something but dont replace cravings with snacks.

voice of experience on this one too

heheh

irishfury 12-23-2003 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
http://www.juicylinks.com/hotlink/images/smoke.jpg
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rorschach 12-23-2003 09:27 PM

This is all you need:

http://www.allencarrseasyway.com/

jattt 12-23-2003 09:28 PM

GooD LucK

I'm trying to cut back, had 5 cigs in the past 3 days from 3/4 a pack a day, , hopefully b4 2004 begins I can just cut it cold.

I hate not being in control, know what u mean.....

funkmaster 12-23-2003 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion


Rather than counting the hours..IMMERSE yourself in some activity that keeps you involved dude. Talking about it ain't something you should be doing all that much. Get some snacks, something to drink, a movie, loud music, a blowjob..SOMETHING, that takes your mind off of what you're NOT doing.

Voice of experience on this one.

... about a month ago I've started to do 2-3km runs in the morning ... I went for 5km this morning and I feel like doing another one tonight !!

Happy Dicks 12-23-2003 09:30 PM

Don't waste your time giving up old habits. You are still going to die. Someday...sooner than you think.

:drinkup

funkmaster 12-23-2003 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rorschach
This is all you need:

http://www.allencarrseasyway.com/

... LOL, what about steven king's - "quitters inc" ??

Centurion 12-23-2003 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


really good advice here, except ONE THING.

DONT REPLACE CRAVINGS WITH FOOD.

you WILL GAIN WEIGHT, and FAST.

i gained 25 lbs when I quit smoking, had to lose it and did, but it was a bad experience and I didnt know, so I started eating a little more.

get some gum or something but dont replace cravings with snacks.

voice of experience on this one too

heheh

Shh...don't tell him that yet!:) The one true downside of quitting. I think almost everyone that has quit has gone through the dreaded 20-25 pound weight gain. But then your appetite does return!

Damn..now I want a snickers bar.

Happy Dicks 12-23-2003 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
... LOL, what about steven king's - "quitters inc" ??
I love that dance. I do much the same when I try to quit...

Centurion 12-23-2003 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster


... about a month ago I've started to do 2-3km runs in the morning ... I went for 5km this morning and I feel like doing another one tonight !!

Darn good idea..and keep yourself full of water too!

Happy Dicks 12-23-2003 09:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion
The one true downside of quitting. I think almost everyone that has quit has gone through the dreaded 20-25 pound weight gain.
I tried to quit and take lithium at the same time.

:ugone2far

funkmaster 01-05-2004 10:38 PM

... I fucked it up, I can not drink without having a smoke ... and I had a smoke yesterday. I am weak, very weak indeed. sorry.

MetaMan 01-05-2004 10:40 PM

u should just start drinking and smoking, the faster u get off this earth the better the world will be. :thumbsup

Indeed 01-05-2004 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
... I gave up smoking 36h ago ... I feel like shit, like real shit, cold turkey ... but I will not smoke again ... never!!

... it took me 15 years to get to this point, it's a fucking shame !!!

you'll start smoking again pretty soon :Graucho

Spunky 01-05-2004 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster
... I fucked it up, I can not drink without having a smoke ... and I had a smoke yesterday. I am weak, very weak indeed. sorry.
Welcome back :stoned Read above post

funkmaster 01-05-2004 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MetaMan
u should just start drinking and smoking, the faster u get off this earth the better the world will be. :thumbsup
... does that dung fork I drove up your rotten ass still hurt??

funkmaster 01-05-2004 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1

Welcome back :stoned Read above post

... I know and I feel so fucking guilty and owned by the tobacco industrie. I am a loser.

 Smokey The Bear  01-05-2004 10:53 PM

Blows smoke in your face


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