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BradShaw 12-22-2003 11:13 PM

I learned html finally....
 
http://www.bradshawlive.com/turnkeys/turnkey.html


First html I have done in 4-5 years. What do you think?

BillMePro 12-22-2003 11:14 PM

Not bad

integrated 12-22-2003 11:14 PM

and it blows even for a beginner

NBDesign 12-22-2003 11:15 PM

My mother told me if I can't say anything nice don't say anything at all... :winkwink:

BradShaw 12-22-2003 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BillMePro
Not bad
I even did the screen caps! Can I fire my staff now?

Phoenix 12-22-2003 11:15 PM

pretty good for your first attempt

mine was not so graceful i think

Ben-MensNiche 12-22-2003 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by integrated
and it blows even for a beginner
Forever the optimist, hehe

BillMePro 12-22-2003 11:15 PM

why so harsh? everyone has to start somewhere. Most of these kids today make pages with frontpage and think they can code html.

BradShaw 12-22-2003 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by integrated
and it blows even for a beginner
I said html, not design. Thats next. Who knows, I may replace amp.

BillMePro 12-22-2003 11:16 PM

Designers are fun to have around, some of the goofiest people, always need a good laugh

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw


I even did the screen caps! Can I fire my staff now?


TaylorM 12-22-2003 11:20 PM

Congrats!!! Nothing like the feeling of learning something new!

:thumbsup

StuartD 12-22-2003 11:22 PM

What did you use? homesite?

I gotta admit, not bad for a first page really. Although, don't go firing the staff just yet. Wait till after Christmas :winkwink:

BradShaw 12-22-2003 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by MaskedMan
What did you use? homesite?

I gotta admit, not bad for a first page really. Although, don't go firing the staff just yet. Wait till after Christmas :winkwink:


Dreamweaver;-)

Amputate Your Head 12-22-2003 11:25 PM

very nice Bradley. You get a shiny red star for today. If you print it out we'll hang it on the refrigerator with the picture of Donald Duck you colored last week.

ever heard of CSS? How about tables?

KRL 12-22-2003 11:27 PM

After a while html coding is like playing the piano, it just comes naturally and your fingers do the walking without you even thinking about it.

BradShaw 12-22-2003 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
very nice Bradley. You get a shiny red star for today. If you print it out we'll hang it on the refrigerator with the picture of Donald Duck you colored last week.

ever heard of CSS? How about tables?


CSS, tables, no? Now who has $100k to make my html efforts worth while?

Rochard 12-22-2003 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
very nice Bradley. You get a shiny red star for today. If you print it out we'll hang it on the refrigerator with the picture of Donald Duck you colored last week.

ever heard of CSS? How about tables?

(( You called him "Bradley". That's so damn cute! ))

- Jesus Christ - 12-22-2003 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
very nice Bradley. You get a shiny red star for today. If you print it out we'll hang it on the refrigerator with the picture of Donald Duck you colored last week.

ever heard of CSS? How about tables?

Um... tables??

Tables are so 1999.... its DIV time baby.

jimthefiend 12-22-2003 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
very nice Bradley. You get a shiny red star for today. If you print it out we'll hang it on the refrigerator with the picture of Donald Duck you colored last week.

ever heard of CSS? How about tables?



yep its time for tables

Rorschach 12-22-2003 11:35 PM

lol creative spam

SoundMan 12-22-2003 11:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
http://www.bradshawlive.com/turnkeys/turnkey.html


First html I have done in 4-5 years. What do you think?

Nice Try! Brad -

!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN"
="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1"

Now WHO adds that crap to HTML ? you are owned as they say on here .. :1orglaugh

http://www.mpghost.com/fu/brad_shaw_owned.jpg

Nice way to sell those turnkey sites :^) how much are they BTY?

BradShaw 12-22-2003 11:40 PM

It was my first html in years, dreamweaver.

Sites are $50k per, full turnkey, custom reality sites.

SoundMan 12-22-2003 11:46 PM

Dam I remember the days of 10k turnkey sites, guess times have changed.

Holly 12-22-2003 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
I even did the screen caps! Can I fire my staff now?
If they're in charge of writing copy, grammar, or proofreading, then yes, in this case I think it would be justified.

xroach 12-23-2003 01:05 AM

http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/

:Graucho

Pad 12-23-2003 01:12 AM

sorry but you should have known HTML when you were 4 or 5 years old.. like the rest of us, duh.

johnbosh 12-23-2003 01:13 AM

lol nice

BRISK 12-23-2003 01:22 AM

Why are you selling those sites? Why not use them yourself?

Sausage 12-23-2003 01:33 AM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Why are you selling those sites? Why not use them yourself?
Bingo!

I was waiting for someone to wake up. :thumbsup

com 12-23-2003 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw



Dreamweaver;-)

http://www.tegatai.com/~com/gfy/cat-powered.gif

BradShaw 12-23-2003 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sausage


Bingo!

I was waiting for someone to wake up. :thumbsup


We are in the paysite business, as well as the content business. Many eggs in many naskets. I own a studio in Vancouver, and it needs to turn a profit on its own. So we do custom shoots for other people and turnkey reality sites.

Think about it, say visa cut me off, I would still have outside income;-)

skillfull 12-23-2003 09:27 AM

congrats brad
not so bad at all
and really good for a beginner

BradShaw 12-23-2003 09:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by skillfull
congrats brad
not so bad at all
and really good for a beginner


Think if the shit hits the fan, I can market my skills to the highest bidder?

JamesK 12-23-2003 09:30 AM

that's horrible. even a 12 y.o kid could do better.

Jman 12-23-2003 09:45 AM

Wow Brad that is pretty good. Did you learn HTML during the honeymoon ?

BradShaw 12-23-2003 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Jean-Francois aka JMan
Wow Brad that is pretty good. Did you learn HTML during the honeymoon ?

Yes, I brought html for dummies and slept with it in my boxers.

NBDesign 12-23-2003 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
It was my first html in years, dreamweaver.

Sites are $50k per, full turnkey, custom reality sites.

That was dreamweaver? and that was the best you can do? You're scaring me... That is the easiest program in the world... :1orglaugh

Look me up if you want some instruction :wink:

JDog 12-23-2003 10:38 AM

Why learn HTML when you could use dreamweaver or a WYSIWYG editor! I only code PHP/Perl/C/C++ by hand, other than that, html is 95% used in a WYSIWYG editor! But not bad!

My first design was TOO table based and I crashed a lot of editors! I was designing in a Navigator Composer and it was fucking too many tables and crashed navigator! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

jDoG

Trax 12-23-2003 10:39 AM

i have to say that i am a little bit shocked
i thought everyone here has some at least decent html skills...
i mean...
even my little sister can do html...
i donno in what grade she is... 10 or something like that

but hey
nobody is perfect

JSA Matt 12-23-2003 10:41 AM

I applaud anyone that can make it this far without knowing html... Trax, I was coding Java and VB in 10th grade, don't underestimate people:thumbsup

Arousal Design 12-23-2003 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by JSA Matt
I applaud anyone that can make it this far without knowing html... Trax, I was coding Java and VB in 10th grade, don't underestimate people:thumbsup
applaud those quality turnkeys =)

BradShaw 01-13-2004 10:55 AM

Had deal fall through for these sites. Buyers partner could not come up with $. Therefore we have dropped the price a lot. If you are interested in either of the turn key reality sites, get with me.


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